If you want to listen to a moron talk about a movie, this is your go to place! This is dedicated to the films I love so much I wonder how I can make one that’s better and the films I hate so much that my reviews for the films might just have more effort put into them than the film I’m reviewing.

BlackBerry (2023)

Renfield (2023)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)

Sisu (2022)

How to Blow Up a Pipeline (2022)

Air (2023)

Cocaine Bear (2023)

Suzume (2022)

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)

Shazam!: Fury of the Gods (2023)

65 (2023)

RRR (2022)

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

A Man Called Otto (2022)

Plane (2023)

Infinity Pool (2023)

80 for Brady (2023)

Missing (2023)

M3GAN (2023)

Babylon (2022)

Devotion (2022)

The Whale (2022)

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

The Mean One (2022)

Empire of Light (2022)

Violent Night (2022)

Strange World (2022)

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

The Fabelmans (2022)

The Menu (2022)

Slumberland (2022)

The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

Call Jane (2022)

Black Adam (2022)

West Side Story (2021)

Ticket to Paradise (2022)

Barbarian (2022)

The Post (2017)

Halloween Ends (2022)

Smile (2022)

Amsterdam (2022)

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

See How They Run (2022)

Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Don’t Worry Darling (2022)

Medieval (2022)

Clerks III (2022)

Brahmastra Part One: Shiva (2022)

Luck (2022)

Inu-Oh (2021)

Elvis (2022)

Beast (2022)

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

Bullet Train (2022)

Vengeance (2022)

DC League of Super-Pets (2022)

Nope (2022)

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021)

The Gray Man (2022)

Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank (2022)

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

The Black Phone (2022)

Brian and Charles (2022)

Lightyear (2022)

Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

Hustle (2022)

Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

The Bob’s Burgers Movie (2022)

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)

The Northman (2022)

The Bad Guys (2022)

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)

CODA (2021)

Morbius (2022)

Turning Red (2022)

The Batman (2022)

The Adam Project (2022)

Uncharted (2022)

Death on the Nile (2022)

Moonfall (2022)

Jackass Forever (2022)

Belfast (2021)

Belle (2021)

Licorice Pizza (2021)

The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

The Tender Bar (2021)

Sing 2 (2021)

Encanto (2021)

Tick, Tick…BOOM! (2021)

King Richard (2021)

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

Ron’s Gone Wrong (2021)

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

Red Notice (2021)

The Matrix (1999)

Eternals (2021)

Last Night in Soho (2021)

The French Dispatch (2021)

Dune (2021)

Ghostbusters II (1989)

Ghostbusters (1984)

No Time to Die (2021)

The Last Duel (2021)

Halloween Kills (2021)

Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

Dear Evan Hansen (2021)

Copshop (2021)

Malignant (2021)

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

Reminiscence (2021)

Don’t Breathe 2 (2021)

Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994)

Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992)

Free Guy (2021)

Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)

The Suicide Squad (2021)

Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Jungle Cruise (2021)

Snake Eyes (2021)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

Black Widow (2021)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

Zola (2020)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2007)

F9: The Fast Saga (2021)

Luca (2021)

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard (2021)

In the Heights (2021)

A Quiet Place Part II (2020)

Army of the Dead (2021)

Profile (2018)

Wrath of Man (2021)

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

Return of the Jedi (1983)

The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Star Wars (1977)

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)

Four Good Days (2020)

Mortal Kombat (2021)

Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

Nobody (2021)

Boogie (2021)

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

Mortal Kombat (1995)

Chaos Walking (2021)

Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)

Tom & Jerry (2021)

Judas and the Black Messiah (2021)

Minari (2020)

Nomadland (2020)

Herself (2020)

The Little Things (2021)

One Night in Miami (2020)

The Marksman (2021)

News of the World (2020)

I’m Your Woman (2020)

Fatale (2020)

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

Promising Young Woman (2020)

Soul (2020)

Wolfwalkers (2020)

Monster Hunter (2020)

Greenland (2020)

The Midnight Sky (2020)

Mank (2020)

Half Brothers (2020)

The Last Vermeer (2020)

Mulan (2020)

Superintelligence (2020)

The Croods: A New Age (2020)

Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)

Sound of Metal (2019)

I Am Greta (2020)

Freaky (2020)

Synchronic (2019)

Fantasy Island (2020)

The Hunt (2020)

The Witches (2020)

Over the Moon (2020)

Honest Thief (2020)

Yellow Rose (2019)

The War with Grandpa (2020)

Time (2020)

The Last Shift (2020)

You Should Have Left (2020)

Becky (2020)

The Personal History of David Copperfield (2019)

All In: The Fight for Democracy (2020)

The Rhythm Section (2020)

Tenet (2020)

Unhinged (2020)

The New Mutants (2020)

Words on Bathroom Walls (2020)

Summerland (2020)

An American Pickle (2020)

Made in Italy (2020)

The Burnt Orange Heresy (2019)

Capone (2020)

Gretel & Hansel (2020)

Vivarium (2019)

Radioactive (2019)

Once Were Brothers: Robbie Robertson and the Band (2019)

The Way Back (2020)

Hope Gap (2019)

The Vast of Night (2020)

Minority Report (2002)

Irresistible (2020)

My Spy (2020)

Top Gun (1986)

Days of Thunder (1990)

All the Right Moves (1983)

Oblivion (2013)

Scoob! (2020)

Onward (2020)

Emma (2020)

Impractical Jokers: The Movie (2020)

Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)

Damned! (1998)

The Gentlemen (2019)

Dolittle (2020)

The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson (2019)

Little Women (2019)

1917 (2019)

Spies In Disguise (2019)

Marriage Story (2019)

The Irishman (2019)

The Aeronauts (2019)

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Cats (2019)

Uncut Gems (2019)

Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)

Dark Waters (2019)

Knives Out (2019)

Ford v Ferrari (2019)

Honey Boy (2019)

Jojo Rabbit (2019)

Last Christmas (2019)

The Lighthouse (2019)

Parasite (2019)

Countdown (2019)

Jexi (2019)

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

Isn’t It Romantic? (2019)

Joker (2019)

The Fanatic (2019)

Black and Blue (2019)

Ad Astra (2019)

Brightburn (2019)

IT: Chapter Two (2019)

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

Blinded by the Light (2019)

The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019)

Ready or Not (2019)

Crawl (2019)

Midsommar (2019)

Missing Link (2019)

Alita: Battle Angel (2019)

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)

Yesterday (2019)

The Hateful Eight (2015)

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

Django Unchained (2012)

Stuber (2019)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

The Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019)

Toy Story 4 (2019)

Replicas (2018)

Men In Black: International (2019)

Rocketman (2019)

Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

The Kid Who Would Be King (2019)

Booksmart (2019)

Cold Pursuit (2019)

John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019)

Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019)

Shazam! (2019)

Long Shot (2019)

Apollo 11 (2019)

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2018)

Us (2019)

Captain Marvel (2019)

How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019)

Fighting with My Family (2019)

The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (2019)

Serenity (2019)

Cold War (2018)

Roma (2018)

Green Book (2018)

The Upside (2017)

Instant Family (2018)

The Mule (2018)

Aquaman (2018)

The Favourite (2018)

Vice (2018)

Welcome To Marwen (2018)

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Second Act (2018)

Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)

The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)

The Grinch (2018)

Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

Marrowbone (2017)

First Man (2018)

A Star is Born (2018)

Apollo 13 (1995)

Venom (2018)

The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018)

Gravity (2013)

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

The Meg (2018)

Peppermint (2018)

Kin (2018)

Game Night (2018)

Love, Simon (2018)

Eighth Grade (2018)

Gringo (2018)

The Hurricane Heist (2018)

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018)

How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2017)

The Last Movie Star (2017)

Mission: Impossible: Fallout (2018)

Skyscraper (2018)

Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation (2015)

Mamma Mia!: Here We Go Again (2018)

Hereditary (2018)

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

A Wrinkle In Time (2018)

Uncle Drew (2018)

Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (2018)

Deadpool 2 (2018)

Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol (2011)

Tag (2018)

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Adrift (2018)

Revenge (2017)

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

I Feel Pretty (2018)

Life of the Party (2018)

The Commuter (2018)

Isle of Dogs (2018)

Mission: Impossible II (2000)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

A Quiet Place (2018)

Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

Blockers (2018)

Ready Player One (2018)

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Tomb Raider (2018)

Annihilation (2018)

Black Panther (2018)

The 15:17 to Paris (2018)

Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018)

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015)

The Maze Runner (2014)

Molly’s Game (2017)

Downsizing (2017)

The Disaster Artist (2017)

Father Figures (2017)

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

How to Be a Latin Lover (2017)

Wonder (2017)

Justice League (2017)

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

The Wall (2017)

Thor (2011)

Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

The Space Between Us (2017)

Fist Fight (2017)

American Made (2017)

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)

The Firm (1993)

Risky Business (1983)

The Last Samurai (2003)

The Glass Castle (2017)

Logan Lucky (2017)

Ghost In the Shell (2017)

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017)

The Emoji Movie (2017)

Dunkirk (2017)

The Big Sick (2017)

Inception (2010)

Insomnia (2002)

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

Interstellar (2014)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

Baby Driver (2017)

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Founder (2016)

Wonder Woman (2017)

Snatched (2017)

The Circle (2017)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Colossal (2016)

The Fate of the Furious (2017)

Mission Control: The Unsung Heroes of Apollo (2017)

Gifted (2017)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Power Rangers (2017)

You Can’t Have It (2017)

Spider-Man (2002)

Moonlight (2016)

John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

Hidden Figures (2016)

The LEGO Movie (2014)

xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

Sing (2016)

La La Land (2016)

Manchester by the Sea (2016)

Arrival (2016)

Patriots Day (2016)

Passengers (2016)

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

The Edge of Seventeen (2016)

Doctor Strange (2016)

The Girl on the Train (2016)

Keeping Up With the Joneses (2016)

The Accountant (2016)

Denial (2016)

Deepwater Horizon (2016)

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Ride Along 2 (2016)

Sausage Party (2016)

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

The Fifth Wave (2016)

Suicide Squad (2016)

Bad Moms (2016)

Hail, Caesar! (2016)

Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016)

The Secret Life of Pets (2016)

The BFG (2016)

Finding Dory (2016)

Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

Warcraft (2016)

Central Intelligence (2016)

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Hardcore Henry (2015)