Movie Reviews

If you want to listen to a moron talk about a movie, this is your go to place! This is dedicated the films I love so much I wonder how I can make one that’s better and the films I hate so much that my reviews for the films might just have more effort put into them than the film I’m reviewing.

Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)

Dark Waters (2019)

Knives Out (2019)

Ford v Ferrari (2019)

Honey Boy (2019)

Jojo Rabbit (2019)

Last Christmas (2019)

The Lighthouse (2019)

Parasite (2019)

Countdown (2019)

Jexi (2019)

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

Isn’t It Romantic? (2019)

Joker (2019)

The Fanatic (2019)

Black and Blue (2019)

Ad Astra (2019)

Brightburn (2019)

IT: Chapter Two (2019)

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

Blinded by the Light (2019)

The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019)

Ready or Not (2019)

Crawl (2019)

Midsommar (2019)

Missing Link (2019)

Alita: Battle Angel (2019)

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)

Yesterday (2019)

The Hateful Eight (2015)

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

Django Unchained (2012)

Stuber (2019)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

The Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019)

Toy Story 4 (2019)

Replicas (2018)

Men In Black: International (2019)

Rocketman (2019)

Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

The Kid Who Would Be King (2019)

Booksmart (2019)

Cold Pursuit (2019)

John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019)

Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019)

Shazam! (2019)

Long Shot (2019)

Apollo 11 (2019)

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2018)

Us (2019)

Captain Marvel (2019)

How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019)

Fighting with My Family (2019)

The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (2019)

Serenity (2019)

Cold War (2018)

Roma (2018)

Green Book (2018)

The Upside (2017)

Instant Family (2018)

The Mule (2018)

Aquaman (2018)

The Favourite (2018)

Vice (2018)

Welcome To Marwen (2018)

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Second Act (2018)

Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)

The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)

The Grinch (2018)

Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

Marrowbone (2017)

First Man (2018)

A Star is Born (2018)

Apollo 13 (1995)

Venom (2018)

The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018)

Gravity (2013)

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

The Meg (2018)

Peppermint (2018)

Kin (2018)

Game Night (2018)

Love, Simon (2018)

Eighth Grade (2018)

Gringo (2018)

The Hurricane Heist (2018)

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018)

How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2017)

The Last Movie Star (2017)

Mission: Impossible: Fallout (2018)

Skyscraper (2018)

Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation (2015)

Mamma Mia!: Here We Go Again (2018)

Hereditary (2018)

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

A Wrinkle In Time (2018)

Uncle Drew (2018)

Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (2018)

Deadpool 2 (2018)

Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol (2011)

Tag (2018)

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Adrift (2018)

Revenge (2017)

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

I Feel Pretty (2018)

Life of the Party (2018)

The Commuter (2018)

Isle of Dogs (2018)

Mission: Impossible II (2000)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

A Quiet Place (2018)

Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

Blockers (2018)

Ready Player One (2018)

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Tomb Raider (2018)

Annihilation (2018)

Black Panther (2018)

The 15:17 to Paris (2018)

Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018)

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015)

The Maze Runner (2014)

Molly’s Game (2017)

Downsizing (2017)

The Disaster Artist (2017)

Father Figures (2017)

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

How to Be a Latin Lover (2017)

Wonder (2017)

Justice League (2017)

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

The Wall (2017)

Thor (2011)

Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

The Space Between Us (2017)

Fist Fight (2017)

American Made (2017)

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)

The Firm (1993)

Risky Business (1983)

The Last Samurai (2003)

The Glass Castle (2017)

Logan Lucky (2017)

Ghost In the Shell (2017)

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017)

The Emoji Movie (2017)

Dunkirk (2017)

The Big Sick (2017)

Inception (2010)

Insomnia (2002)

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

Interstellar (2014)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

Baby Driver (2017)

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Founder (2016)

Wonder Woman (2017)

Snatched (2017)

The Circle (2017)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Colossal (2016)

The Fate of the Furious (2017)

Mission Control: The Unsung Heroes of Apollo (2017)

Gifted (2017)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Power Rangers (2017)

You Can’t Have It (2017)

Spider-Man (2002)

Moonlight (2016)

John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

Hidden Figures (2016)

The LEGO Movie (2014)

xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

Sing (2016)

La La Land (2016)

Manchester by the Sea (2016)

Arrival (2016)

Patriots Day (2016)

Passengers (2016)

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

The Edge of Seventeen (2016)

Doctor Strange (2016)

The Girl on the Train (2016)

Keeping Up With the Joneses (2016)

The Accountant (2016)

Denial (2016)

Deepwater Horizon (2016)

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Ride Along 2 (2016)

Sausage Party (2016)

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

The Fifth Wave (2016)

Suicide Squad (2016)

Bad Moms (2016)

Hail, Caesar! (2016)

Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016)

The Secret Life of Pets (2016)

The BFG (2016)

Finding Dory (2016)

Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

Warcraft (2016)

Central Intelligence (2016)

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Hardcore Henry (2015)