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Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026): Tom Holland’s Webhead Enters a Fresher, More Mature Era

“Spider-Man: Brand New Day” is directed by Destin Daniel Cretton (Wonder Man, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings) and stars Tom Holland (Cherry, Onward), Zendaya (Dune, Challengers), Sadie Sink (Stranger Things, The Glass Castle), Jacob Batalon (Novocaine, Reginald the Vampire), Jon Bernthal (The Accountant, The Wolf of Wall Street), Florence Pugh (Dune: Part Two, Don’t Worry Darling), Tramell Tillman (Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning, Severance), Marisa Tomei (The King of Staten Island, My Cousin Vinny), and Mark Ruffalo (Spotlight, Dark Waters). This film is the fourth standalone Tom Holland “Spider-Man” installment and follows a forgotten Peter Parker as he lives life without his former friends and loved ones. He also has to deal with physical changes and a telepathic threat.

The Tom Holland “Spider-Man” movies remind me a bit of the Tom Cruise “Mission: Impossible” movies, particularly the run from “Mission: Impossible II” to “Fallout,” because each film, for me anyway, entertained me more than the preceding one. The run from “Spider-Man: Homecoming” to “No Way Home” played out in a similar manner.

As much as I enjoyed “Homecoming,” I found parts of it underwhelming, and I had some gripes with certain portions of the story. Then came “Far from Home,” which not only did I think was better than “Homecoming,” but the best comic book movie of that year. Keep in mind, this is 2019… A year that includes “Joker” and “Avengers: Endgame.” I liked both movies. I prefer “Far from Home.” Flash forward to 2021, when “No Way Home” hit theaters. This was a movie that I was both looking forward to as a fan of the property, but found myself incredibly nervous about, as I was worried it was focused more on quantity than quality. While the film may not have been the best-looking or directed of the “Spider-Man” movies, I still find it to be one of the most entertaining, exciting, and engaging films of the decade. I rewatched the film recently and thought it maintained a perfect pace. It even made me tear up at one point.

With “Spider-Man” being Sony’s most notable property, it should not be a surprise that “Brand New Day,” also starring Tom Holland, would be happening. After all, “No Way Home” ends in a way that effectively closes out the Jon Watts-directed trilogy, while setting a rather clean slate for someone new to add a touch of their own. Enter Destin Daniel Cretton, whose credibility at Marvel is fairly high at this point given how he directed “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” and was involved in the production of “Wonder Man” on Disney+.

Going back to what I said about “No Way Home” not being the best-looking “Spider-Man” movie… When I say that, I do not necessarily mean that it looks downright terrible, but there are a couple effects or minor points that I thought could have been cleaned up. To reference another “Spider-Man” movie, those specific parts failed to “maintain the illusion.” Nevertheless, if I said that “Brand New Day” was a bad-looking movie, I would be lying to you.

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Of the Tom Holland “Spider-Man” installments, this is definitely the best looking of the four, just from a general color perspective. Not only is the film graded in a way that often pops, much like an epic comic book frame, but a lot of the costumes and character designs make for eye candy as well. From Spider-Man’s new, simple suit to the outfits worn by the Hand. In fact, when those characters are in the same space, they face off in an incredible looking-action sequence with immaculate framing. By the way, said camerawork just so happens to be pulled off by Bill Pope, who in addition to collaborating with Destin Daniel Cretton in “Shang-Chi,” was also the cinematographer for “Spider-Man 2” and “Spider-Man 3” directed by Sam Raimi.

That Hand faceoff is just one of the many action scenes that stand out, including a chase sequence early on where we first see Spidey with the Punisher. Not only is it a good-looking scene, but it is just the first moment where we get a sense of Tom Holland’s brilliant chemistry with Jon Bernthal.

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Another incredible-looking aspect of the film is the swinging. As far as the “Spider-Man” movies go, I cannot name any that had outright awful swinging scenes, but there are some that stand out more than others. Even though I was not a fan of the film as a story, I did find the swinging scenes in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” to be creatively done, immersive, and downright sick. “Brand New Day” has my favorite swinging scenes in a “Spider-Man” film since “The Amazing Spider-Man 2.” These scenes are absolutely fluid and awe-inspiring. I truly felt at times that I was leaping through Manhattan.

Not to digress, but I do not know how this is not amazing… This is the second movie released in the span of two weeks that has Tom Holland, Jon Bernthal, and Zendaya in it. I should note, for those who wanted more from these three as opposed to “The Odyssey,” good news, “Brand New Day” has you covered. Holland should be no surprise as he is playing the lead. Bernthal takes up a good amount of screentime and is maybe the funniest of all the characters in the cast. Well, except for one… I will leave that as a surprise. And if you like the sound of Zendaya’s voice, you will be hearing a lot more of it in this movie than “The Odyssey.”

I am not surprised that Peter Parker’s former friends, M.J. (Zendaya) and Ned (Jacob Batalon) are in this movie for as long as they are. For one thing, the two are genuinely likable and bring some soul into these flicks. I am surprised to say this as these are two characters who, quite frankly, I did not immediately latch onto while watching “Homecoming,” but I thought they improved vastly as more movies came out. Early on in the film, we see Peter watching his friends from the sidelines, or more accurately, via the Internet, as they attend M.I.T.. For those who missed “No Way Home,” M.I.T. was the top college Peter, M.J., and Ned were trying to get into, but all of them were rejected from the school, given the public’s shift on how they viewed Spider-Man following Mysterio’s death, before which he revealed the webhead’s identity. M.J. and Ned now forget Peter courtesy of Doctor Strange’s spell towards the end of “No Way Home,” but the two start off the story creating a time to remember at M.I.T., Peter is not tagging along. In fact, he seems to be skipping college altogether. It does make sense, as he is living on his own in New York and needs to pay rent to a landlord who I can only assume has eyes like a rodent.

Instead, Peter seems to start off this movie fighting one bad guy after the next. The information given in an early action montage is being fed at such a breakneck pace and serves as a solid start to the webhead’s journey. It establishes him as the hero New York loves, which for him, must be a nice change of pace after being chased by haters left and right in the last film. Maybe that is a bit of an exaggeration, as Doctor Strange’s spell may have helped Peter get out of one problem, but ultimately created another. He has to start his life from scratch. While onlookers through New York may shower Spider-Man with love, Peter is dealing with the fact that he has nothing left to lose. No one knows who he is at this point. His most prominent mentors, particularly Tony Stark and Aunt May, are both dead. All Peter can do is take life one day at a time. It has gotten to the point where Peter himself has almost forgotten who he is. Throughout the film, Holland’s Spider-Man reminds me a little of Robert Pattinson’s Batman. While Bruce Wayne was never erased from existence, I got the sense that there was more “Bat” than “man” out of the character, the Spider-Man in this film feels more Spider than Man. Both figuratively and literally.

If you are tired of “Spider-Man” getting sidelined by other Marvel characters in his own movies, then “Brand New Day” may be the closest the series has come to avoid doing such a thing. Note that I said this is “the closest” example and not that this film has outright kept such a thing from happening. After all, Bruce Banner plays a prominent role in this film, and the Punisher has a fair amount of screentime, but of the MCU “Spider-Man” titles, this may be the purest “Spider-Man” story yet. It feels, in certain ways, more traditional. Spider-Man has no shortage of tech around him, but the suit he wears throughout this latest installment is a lot simpler than the ones he had previously. We see moments of Peter trying to live up to the expectations of important people he lost in life. The stakes in this film are by no means small, but by the end of the film, it was Peter’s mission to “save New York” as opposed to the entire world, or the multiverse. Although the film does in some ways continue to acknowledge the multiverse, as well as the Spider-Men he met in “No Way Home.” It should not be too surprising as the MCU is still in its Multiverse Saga.

The vibe of “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” reminded me quite a bit of “Thunderbolts*” by the film’s conclusion. Much like how “Thunderbolts*” centers around its characters’ handling of their mental health, “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” features Peter Parker constantly trying to deal with the fact that his life has changed. Even as the years go by, it still hurts. The mental struggles are not just exclusive to the heroes, as the film’s antagonist also has struggles their own that we see through flashbacks.

While “Spider-Man: No Way Home” remains my favorite of the Tom Holland “Spider-Man” movies, “Brand New Day” comes with a perk that “No Way Home” lacks. I think one can find enjoyment in “No Way Home” even if it is their first “Spider-Man” or Marvel film, but I think the experience watching that movie would be ten times better if you watched “Far from Home” or some of the other “Spider-Man” stories. As an entry point, “No Way Home” is not the best option. Despite “Brand New Day” being the fourth film in this saga, it is a good place to start if you are a “Spider-Man” newbie. That is despite having familiar characters like Hulk and Punisher. Yes, it piggybacks off of “No Way Home’s” ending. But the film does a good job at bringing viewers up to speed on what Peter is up to, what happened in his life, and so on. The only factors that would perhaps keep it from being the best entry point are Ned and M.J.. I appreciated the movie as someone who has grown fond of those characters in the original trilogy, as well as their connection to Peter. Even if you are not familiar with Ned and M.J., it is still fun to watch them. Their chemistry with each other, as well as Peter, is terrific.

The film is on the longer side, clocking in at 145 minutes. The pace does get a tad tiresome towards the end. At that point, things felt a bit slower than I would have anticipated. The movie is quite fast at the beginning, but almost the opposite towards the conclusion. For the most part, the pace works, but it is not perfect.

Speaking of credits, there is a post-credits scene in the film, which I will not reveal, but of the scenes that can be found in the end credits of MCU movies, I found this to be one of the weaker ones. Sure, it does play off of something that was previously highlighted in the movie, but it kind of feels lazy. For one thing, unlike most post-credits scenes in Marvel films, which are done physically and in-camera, this one, which only lasts 10 to 15 seconds max, is done on a virtual screen. Heck, even that stupid post-credit scene in “Ant-Man and the Wasp” where the ant plays the drums had more soul put into it! Sure, this new scene offers a tease of sorts, and I would probably would have been underwhelmed to have sat through the credits and not witnessed a scene at all, but the one we got sort of feels like a waste of time.

Keep in mind though, we are just talking about credits here. The post-credits scene did not ruin the movie. The movie is still awesome. It does a spectacular job handling Peter’s character, introduces a fairly compelling villain, has some great-looking and fun action sequences, and offers some really good performances from the entire cast. The pace of the film is not always perfect, it almost doesn’t know when it wants to end, and the story does get to a point where it is nearly overstuffed. Yet as I address these criticisms, the positives heavily outweigh the negatives when it comes to my thoughts on “Spider-Man: Brand New Day.”

In the end, “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” is some of the most fun one can have at the movies this summer. Tom Holland continues to prove that he is an incredible Spider-Man and offers another fine portrayal of the iconic hero. The film is at its best when its main character has to navigate various relationships. It is fascinating to see someone who feels he is alone trying to maintain some semblance of a social life when the opportunity comes up. I was glued to the screen whenever Peter had a chance to reunite with Ned and MJ. These three played off each other well in the previous films, so it is no surprise that they continue to do so in this one. The Punisher and Hulk are fine additions to the narrative, even if, again, some threads nearly make the whole story feel almost overstuffed. I have no idea what is in store for a Tom Holland “Spider-Man 5,” but if one is coming, and it probably is based on how much money this movie has earned so far, I would not mind seeing Destin Daniel Cretton come back to direct. As much as I praise Jon Watts for helming a solid original trilogy, I think Cretton a better eye for visuals. Of all the Holland “Spider-Man” films, “Brand New Day” is by far the easiest on the eyes. This movie has made more than a couple billion dollars worldwide, so chances are you have probably seen it by now, but if you have not seen “Spider-Man: Brand New Day,” consider this a recommendation. I am going to give “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” an 8/10.

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Haunted Heist (2025): Lil Rel Howrey’s Middle of the Road Directorial Debut Has Good Ideas, Funny Jokes, But an Underwhelming Climax

Posted on 4 Days Ago by Jack Drees

“Haunted Heist” is directed by Lil Rel Howrey (Uncle Drew, Judas and the Black Messiah), who also stars in the film alongside Tiffany Haddish (Night School, Girls Trip). This is also Lil Rel Howrey’s directorial debut. The film is about four estranged friends who reunite at a strange house. As one of these friends plans to rob an antique from the house, its ghosts force the friends to overcome their differences to survive.

We need more comedies in theaters. This is an imperative you are likely going to hear on this blog for who knows how long. It is not to say that there are no funny movies at all, it is just that most of the comedy found in today’s films come from projects that are not necessarily comedies. While “Haunted Heist” is not a pure comedy, it is still more of a comedy than most of the movies hitting cinemas. In fact, “Haunted Heist” features several people known for their comedic talents, including Lil Rel Howrey, who also serves as the film’s director.

This is not the first time in recent years we have seen people known for comedy diving into horror. Jordan Peele took a dive into the genre with “Get Out” in 2017, which won him an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. That said, “Haunted Heist” is no “Get Out.” And I am certain the people making this movie acknowledge that. They know that this is not going to win any Academy Awards, but it does not mean the film is not entertaining. It contains a likable cast of characters who play off each other fairly well. The film is simple in premise, characterization, and for the most part, is all killer, no filler. It is not overly gory, but it can deliver on creeps and laughs at the same time.

This is a good, but not fantastic movie. It is one that I felt never once wasted a second of my time. It would have been shocking for me to feel that this movie wasted my time, especially considering the film’s runtime clocks in just under an hour and a half. This is a quick, easy, fairly mindless, fun watch. It does not insult anyone’s intelligence, but it also never breaks new ground. The scares are not exactly revolutionary, but they work from time to time. In fact, despite this movie having “haunted” in the title, I think the film’s comedy elements are slightly better than its horror elements. Whether or not this is a sign that you should see the movie is up to you. As previously highlighted, the cast contains a lot of people who are primarily known for comedy. Lil Rel Howrey… Tiffany Haddish… Andrew Bachelor… By the way, if you have never seen Bachelor do standup, do yourself a favor and find out if you can catch him at a show near you. I saw Jo Koy do standup in Portland, Maine, and Bachelor, or “King Bach” as he’s known on stage, opened for him. I split my sides from laughing so hard. Is he as hilarious on screen as he was on stage? Not quite, but he was still pretty funny. If anything, it is more of a matter of the material given to him as opposed to his presence. King Bach has a likable presence in this film, as do the other cast members, including the villains, who are undoubtedly two of the most racist characters in any movie I will probably end up watching this year. I am not complaining, these are the antagonists. If anything, as far as “bad guys” go, these characters were a perfect fit.

Despite what I just said, the film manages to deliver plenty of laughs, and I am not going to pretend I remember each and every one, but if I had to name a favorite joke in the movie, it is one involving a white person defending themselves for using the n-word. Although technically it is not so much the white person’s defense that’s funny, but rather a black person’s reaction to their use of the word. Between the timing of the dialogue, the shot selection, and the way everything was edited together, it was perfect. No notes. I am not going to spoil the whole joke. In fact, it is more complicated than it sounds.

The movie does have some problems, including the lighting. I get that much of this movie is set in a haunted house at night, and as a result, the movie is going to look a bit dark. There are some scenes that were a little too dark to the point where certain details felt underemphasized.

I also am not the biggest fan of the climax. Not that I thought the climax was the worst thing I had ever seen, but it felt a bit underwhelming, as if it were promising something bigger that we never got. The story did not conclude on the most satisfying of notes. While this film is well-paced, partially because of its quick and easy runtime, part of me is willing to argue that this film is a smidge too fast. If anything, it would have probably benefited from a slightly longer runtime just so the climax could aim a bit higher. You know how some people watch certain comic book movies and think the climax looks messy due to its sheer scale? This feels like the exact opposite. This is too small.

Another unique thing about this movie’s storytelling is that there does not appear to be a standout character. The film does in a sense put Ron (Howrey) and Shari (Haddish) at the forefront to the point where their characters are more fleshed out than the others, but the screenplay appears to give a nearly equal amount of time to each of the four friends so they can all have their moment. It balances out the cast to a degree, which is good, but it also keeps the characters from being a favorite or a least favorite of mine, which depending on how you look at the situation, could be a good thing or bad thing.

That may as well be a perfect excuse to segway into the fact that this movie kisses the line between good and bad. There are quite a few things I like about the movie, but also a nearly equal amount of things that I do not. But I am not going to pretend that at any point that this movie made me jump for joy or make me want to jab out my eyeballs. “Haunted Heist” is… Fine… Let’s go with that.

In the end, “Haunted Heist” is fun and energetic, but only to a certain degree. To my lack of surprise, the movie comes with some funny moments. But even though it has “haunted” in the title, I very rarely felt any sense of genuine terror or fear throughout the film. There are no scares that come to mind that I despise. Some tend to work. But I would be lying if I said the film made my skin crawl. Once again, this film is the directorial debut of Lil Rel Howrey. This is not the best debut, but I would not mind seeing another comedy done from his point of view. In a world where comedy and horror tend to be all about timing, the comedy was better-timed than the horror. This movie could have been better, but it nevertheless gets a thumbs up from me overall. I am going to give “Haunted Heist” a 6/10.

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Her Private Hell (2026): The Most Pretentious Science Fiction Schlock of the 2020s

Posted on 5 Days Ago by Jack Drees

“Her Private Hell” is directed by Nicolas Winding-Refn (Drive, The Neon Demon) and stars Sophie Thatcher (Heretic, Companion), Charles Melton (Riverdale, Beef), Havana Rose Liu (Bottoms, Tuner), Kristine Froseth (How to Blow Up a Pipeline, Oh, Canada), Shioli Kutsuna (Deadpool 2, Invasion), Aoi Yamada (First Love, Perfect Days), Dougray Scott (Mission: Impossible 2, Taken 3), Diego Calva (Babylon, Bird Box Barcelona), and Hidetoshi Nishijima (Drive My Car, Shin Ultraman). This film is set in a futuristic, neon-lit, mist-covered metropolis. At this time, an entity referred to as the Leather Man is taking the lives of the women he comes across.

Nicolas Winding-Refn is not my favorite filmmaker. In fact, I do not think his films are particularly my taste. But I do have a soft spot for his handling on visuals. He knows how to put together a good-looking project. I have seen “Drive” and “The Neon Demon” and even if I do not think the stories of those films are perfect, I do remember the projects for their vibes and visual splendor. When I saw Winding-Refn’s name attached to this project, I was intrigued. I was under the impression that he could deliver something worth my time.

If you were to ask me to describe “Her Private Hell” to you on a whim, I would probably stand before you in awkward silence. I say this despite watching the entire movie in a cinema and somehow not managing to fall asleep. I kind of wish I did however, because this movie was a nightmare to sit through. Part of me is struggling to describe what exactly “Her Private Hell” is in essence, but Hell is certainly what I found watching this.

Anybody remember “Megalopolis?” If you thought that film reeked of pretentiousness, then you are clearly not ready for “Her Private Hell.” This movie essentially uses its, admittedly, sometimes pleasing visual stimuli, to compensate for its lack of an engaging narrative. There are some decent action shots and well-lit scenes that stand out. Note that I said the visual stimuli is sometimes pleasing. There are quite a few moments in this movie in which I wanted to nearly avert my eyes altogether. I am by no means epileptic, but there was a point during this film where I am shocked I did not have a seizure. I do have sensitive ears however, and there is a moment where the music is cranked so loud that I was convinced that I was dragged into one of those modern bowling alleys that thinks it is more important to deck out the place in colorful lighting as opposed to, well, provide a good bowling experience. Safe to say, I nearly left this film with a headache.

Watching this movie evokes the feeling of entering a trendy art museum with tons of colorful lighting, neon, special effects. But as soon as I leave said art museum, those are the parts of the experience I will remember the most as opposed to the exhibits within. When it comes to anything in this movie involving story or characterization, there is nothing that sparks my interest until act 3. This film strikes a remarkable first impression with its grand score, heaping production value, and concept of a mind-bending future. I even thought I would end up listening to Pino Donaggio’s music in spare time. But part of me is apprehensive with that idea as it will most likely remind me of the complete and utter boredom I had to endure during this film’s slog of a runtime. The movie is not even two hours. Yet it certainly feels like it is just a bit longer than that.

This is one of the slowest movies I had to sit through all year. I do not mind a slow movie as long as the content within it keeps me engaged. “Her Private Hell” tries to do that on every level. The film evokes the cyberpunk feel of “Blade Runner,” a movie which is also pretty slow itself. But unlike that 1982 classic, “Her Private Hell” does not present a cohesive story or series of events that kept my eyes and ears onboard. Does the dialogue make up for it at least? Heck no! In fact, it only makes things ten times worse! I understand that this movie is not in our reality per se, but I was not able to immerse myself in this film’s reality that showcases some of the cheesiest sounding lines I remember hearing in a sci-fi flick. There’s nails on a chalkboard, and then there’s the incredibly sluggish delivery given by some of this film’s cast.

I would love to sit here and suggest that this movie makes up in its style for what it lacks in substance. Thankfully, it does in certain ways. Yet as I look back on my experience, I remember not being able to buy one or two sets in particular. There is one set in this movie that has tons of crystals in the background. It is almost as if someone on the crew looked at the Meta Crystal stage from “Super Smash Bros.” and decided to make a more colorful, three-dimensional space out of it. I was expecting Metal Mario to show up at some point to show everyone who’s boss. There is a particular polish to this set that reeks of artificiality. It gave me high school play or “Saturday Night Live” vibes.

Story-wise, the only time I found myself somewhat engaged is whenever the movie enters a relationship drama between two women and one man. I will not spoil much about it, but when it comes to both women in particular, I was intrigued as to what was going to happen to them in relation to this matter. I wish I could have felt this way through the rest of the film’s content, but this is proof that we cannot have nice things.

There is an antagonist in this film referred to as the Leather Man. The film convinces me its characters fear this individual, but it somehow lacks the ability to make me fear him in the same way, or feel for the characters as they are fearing him. It is the difference between watching something and experiencing something if that makes any sense. Never once did I look at the Leather Man and tremble or get a bad vibe. Even when the movie showcases him doing immoral or terrible things, I sat in my seat as still as can be, desperately waiting for the credits to roll.

If I were to watch this movie on mute, maybe I would have a higher opinion of it. “Her Private Hell” is, again, in certain ways, visually pleasing. But whenever I had to dredge through the film’s cringeworthy dialogue, ostentatious nature, and snoozefest of a story, it only drags that opinion off a cliff.

In the end, “Her Private Hell” is one of the worst movies of the year. It is pretentious crap to the tenth degree. The best films can make you feel all kinds of emotions. But “Her Private Hell” simply made me feel frustrated and tired. While I have respect for Nicolas Winding-Refn’s visual approach, this movie makes me wonder if his work is actually for me. Part of me thinks it is not. Does the cast do a good job with the material given to them? One could argue they do. For all I know, everything I watched was as the director intended. But it does not mean the material was worth my time. I am going to give “Her Private Hell” a 2/10.

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The Odyssey (2026): The Ultimate Sword and Sandal Experience

Posted on 7 Days Ago by Jack Drees

“The Odyssey” is directed by Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight, Oppenheimer) and stars Matt Damon (Saving Private Ryan, The Martian), Tom Holland (Spider-Man: Homecoming, Cherry), Zendaya (Spider-Man: Homecoming, Challengers), Anne Hathaway (Interstellar, The Intern), Robert Pattinson (The Batman, Tenet), Lupita Nyong’o (Star Wars: The Force Awakens, The Wild Robot), Samantha Morton (The Walking Dead, Elizabeth: The Golden Age) and Charlize Theron (A Million Ways to Die in the West, Atomic Blonde). This film is based on Homer’s epic poem of the same name and follows Odysseus as he makes a dangerous journey back home to Ithaca to reunite with his wife, Penelope (Hathaway).

Well… It is finally here. The movie that may as well be my most anticipated of the year, perhaps even of the decade.

“The Odyssey” is more than a movie. It is a story that follows an epic that has been around for several thousand years. Despite being an old story, there is a sense of innovation being brought to the table with this film. During my time in high school, “The Odyssey,” or at least adaptations of it, happened to be assigned to me as required reading in English class. I enjoyed getting to know about the story of Odysseus. It was a grand adventure tale that sparked the imagination. While I cannot say that it prompted a fascination with Greek myth in the way it may have with other readers, I found the material to make for a good read.

I even thought “The Odyssey” could make for a decent flick. Granted, the story is old, so there are, unsurprisingly, screen adaptations of it already. But I thought perhaps, unfairly, this would be a decent film from the likes of Peter Jackson, who is a master of sword and sandal cinema. Little did I know that my all time favorite director would one day be stepping in to handle this highly celebrated story.

Christopher Nolan is responsible for some of my favorite films ever, including 2014’s “Interstellar,” which came up in a conversation recently with family. My uncle asked me if I thought this new movie could surpass “Interstellar” in terms of quality. My response at the time, “It’s possible…” Having now seen “The Odyssey,” this did not surpass the quality “Interstellar,” but it finds a way to nearly match that cinematic masterpiece’s high bar. “The Odyssey” is gargantuan in every way. In fact, that is one of the reasons why I found “Interstellar” to have such tremendous replay value. It is a movie that feels larger than life. “The Odyssey” goes by the same philosophy. It is a story that emits endless verisimilitude.

Every frame of this movie, despite being part of a mythical epic, felt real. I believed in the film’s world. Its environment. Its characters. Its sets. If you are looking for peak immersion, this is the movie for you, regardless of what format in which you see it. I kid you not when I say every shot looks beautiful. Just about everything on screen was done for real, in camera. Nolan is a master of practicality. I genuinely could not believe what I was looking at during certain moments. Everything from the various interiors that fill your vision to a Cyclops that made my jaw drop to a crucial night scene in the water that showcases the wrath of a storm.

Given how much I love this movie, and believe me, I love this movie, I think it is arguably fair that I get into my flaws early on in the review. The biggest flaw I have in this film is the lighting. I have seen this movie three times, and the lighting is by no means atrocious overall, but there is a scene or two where I think it could have been pinched up a little. During my first viewing, I do not know if it is more of a fault of the projector than anything else, but it was somewhat hard to pick up all the details in several frames during the Cyclops scene. It is a dark cave, and as immersed as I was in the movie, one could debate that I was too immersed. I think the frames could have been brighter to better highlight essential information. Some of the dialogue is borderline cheesy and out of place, but we are talking bits and pieces. For the most part, I do not have a problem with the writing, but the problems I do have may as well be addressed.

And yes, I made sure as a die-hard IMAX fanatic, that my first viewing of this movie would be in 15/70mm film. I bought my ticket a year ago, as soon as they went on sale, dedicating myself so heavily to this film and its technical glory by buying a ticket in a completely different part of the country from where I live. For the record, I live in Massachusetts. New England forever! I bought a ticket to see this film in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I am the last person who wants to spend time in Florida in July. I remember walking around Disney World in June when I was 18 years old… I am shocked I did not melt in the middle of Tomorrowland. My trip to see this movie, or my odyssey rather, was worth it despite my apprehensions, and eventually finding out that a theater in Providence, Rhode Island would also be getting the movie in the premium format. Not only is this a great movie, but it is one that I urge everyone reading this to watch in a theater at least once.

When I look back at Nolan’s last movie, “Oppenheimer,” I was amazed by the use of IMAX film in that project. It was most certainly worth the extra money for the IMAX experience. But I will not deny that of all the projects in which Nolan used IMAX to shoot it, “Oppenheimer” might have been the one of the bunch that was not as essential to view on an IMAX screen. This is not a diss. If “Oppenheimer” is playing in an IMAX near you, go check it out. You’d be doing yourself a favor. The trinity test and the black and white scenes are cool to see on a giant screen. That said, I think if you were to view “Oppenheimer” on a traditional cinema screen, you will not miss a whole ton, even if the aspect ratio suggests otherwise. On the other hand, “The Odyssey,” while excellent on any screen, becomes an event when bringing the IMAX experience into play. I have been to many IMAX experiences. This has to easily be a top 5 IMAX experience of all time. “The Odyssey” in IMAX is better than sex. “The Odyssey” in IMAX is better than winning the lottery. Once that IMAX logo flashes on the screen, get ready for 172 minutes of some of the most amazing cinema of your life. Not just because every frame fills the screen, showcasing some of the best imagery of any movie I have seen this decade courtesy of Hoyte van Hoytema’s brilliant camerawork, but because the movie is just that good.

Also, this review is being published after three viewings of the film, the last of which included a four-minute preview of “Dune: Part Three,” which is exclusive to IMAX 70mm screenings. My friends, YOU ARE NOT READY. Anyway, I digress. I just figured I should add that in as a bonus incentive.

The story may be simple and not every character has significant depth, but the movie does a great job at handling Odysseus (Matt Damon) as the center of the story. Damon’s struggle here is that he just wants to get home. He finished fighting in the Trojan War, he is surrounded by his men, and together, they work to overcome the various obstacles that stand in their path. Everything from a Cyclops to Laestrygonians to Sirens. The movie does a great job in its less action-packed moments, of which there are plenty, of showcasing Odysseus’ personal connections to his beliefs, his love, and his family.

Speaking of which, Anne Hathaway plays Penelope in what is her third Christopher Nolan movie. This is her best performance of the three. Hathaway constantly has to deal with the struggle that her husband is gone, and the dilemma as to whether he is gone gone. Meanwhile, tons of suitors are vying for her hand in marriage, thus making them king of Ithaca.

As this is going on, we see Tom Holland as Telemachus watching all of this from the sidelines, believing that “his dad is coming home.” Yes, weird line. There is one of those questionable dialogue choices. But even with some odd dialogue here and there, Tom Holland handles every line given to him with brilliance. This is one of the best performances of his career so far. Holland’s essential presence towards the end of the film is a highlight. That said, if I have one thing to say, of all the actors in the cast, Holland is perhaps the least disguisable. There are a lot of recognizable stars in this ensemble, and if I had to pick a weak link of the performances, Holland may be it. That is not to say he is doing a bad job with his role. But his transformation is not as noticeable as others in the cast. Even with what I just said in mind, if the Academy were to nominate him for his efforts, I would understand it. He is tremendous.

I am not kidding when I say this movie is full of recognizable stars. This feels like the “Super Smash Bros. Ultimate” of movie casts. Everyone is here. Zendaya. Charize Theron. Jon Bernthal. Robert Pattinson. John Leguizamo. Elliot Page. Lupita Nyong’o. Even Travis Scott. Much like one of Nolan’s previous projects, “Tenet,” Scott made an original song for this film.

Sadly, there is no Michael Caine. I cannot blame him though. He says he is getting old, and I respect his choice to stay out of this project.

Although if I had to name a favorite secondary character in this film, it is not Telemachus. It is not Athena. It is not Menelaus. It is the score.

It is so great to acknowledge the extraordinary talents of Ludwig Göransson, especially after watching “The Mandalorian and Grogu,” which I not only found to be his worst work yet, but the first time I recall watching a “Star Wars” project and being turned off by the music. This is Göransson’s third project with Christopher Nolan, and like a certain song suggests, three is indeed the magic number. I thought Göransson’s earliest collaboration with Nolan through “Tenet” was already a contender for the best score of the decade. This might beat that. The score almost serves as a hint of irony, especially when considering how this movie was entirely shot on a format as huge as IMAX. Compared to some of Nolan’s other works, the music is not that complicated. There is no huge, sweeping orchestra. Though much like “Tenet,” there is a lot of percussion. There are several scenes in which the tunes stand out, including one that dives into some background about the Trojan Horse. There is a particular beat that repeats, but every other second that beat increases speed. It is almost like a track you would put in a trailer for a horror movie. Another piece I love is a particular tune that sounds off every time Odysseus readies his bow. It is almost like his superhero theme. When you hear a specific set of four notes towards the final 10 minutes of the movie, they mean business.

I do not approve of filming in movie theaters while the film is playing. No, seriously. Stop it. This has gotten out of control. But I did see a video online where the four note leitmotif plays in the final 10 minutes and the audience just starts losing their minds like they are at a concert. Having seen this exact moment, I get why.

While there is still debate as to whether “The Odyssey” is the year’s best film so far, I am more than certain I witnessed my favorite climax so far this year. Having been exposed to “The Odyssey” in high school, I was familiar with some of what was about to go down, but even with beforehand knowledge, the final 20, 30 minutes of the film were unbelievably satisfying and come after an entire movie whose buildup is immaculate. There is a scene towards the end where Odysseus narrates about something that happened during the war, and just when I thought his words were powerful enough, the visuals were just as emotionally charged. The final ten minutes deliver a well put together action scene that had me glued to the screen. “The Odyssey” is a several thousand-year-old text, so I have no idea if how much I would be spoiling here, but holy heck… Parts of this ending may leave you with all kinds of chills.

And of course, those chills are best experienced in IMAX… For more reasons than one.

IMAX screenings for this movie, whether they are in 70mm, dual-laser, XT laser, or even 2K digital, are selling like there’s no tomorrow. I have an IMAX 10 minutes from home. And it is not part of a multiplex. It is a proper, 8 story IMAX. Trying to get a ticket there is harder than solving a Rubik’s Cube! But if you can see this film in IMAX at least once, consider yourself blessed. For one thing, this is the first Hollywood feature shot entirely on IMAX film. There have been movies shot entirely on IMAX cameras, like “Avengers: Infinity War” and “Avengers: Endgame,” but those were shot digitally, and in lower resolutions. As for IMAX film in Hollywood cinema, Christopher Nolan has always been at the forefront when it comes to utilizing the technology ever since his first go with it in “The Dark Knight.” The results are always a feast for the eyes and allow the movie to reach full immersion. But never did I think we would see an IMAX movie entirely shot with the company’s film cameras. Leave it to Sir Nolan to prove me wrong, and put a gigantic grin on my face. This is something I have been dying to see for a good chunk of my life, if I could not make it happen myself. I have been obsessed with the IMAX film format since my early teens. I am happy to know Nolan has done everything in his power to keep it going.

One surprise I discovered in this film is that I was just about able to make out each line of dialogue given by the characters. As much as I enjoyed “Tenet,” I thought the sound mixing in that film was sometimes a failure. There is one scene in that movie that takes place on the water where subtitles are essentially required to understand everything that is being said. Not here. Nolan seems to understand this problem. On top of making new IMAX cameras, one thing that was made specifically for this production was a blimp that would cover the IMAX camera while it was in use. This was to solve issues related to background noise, including how much noise the camera itself makes. Yet the same time, having such a big blimp creates its own problems. On top of making the cameras themselves heavier to lug around during certain scenes, it can make it harder for the actors to see each other. So, a mirror system was built that way the actors could maintain eye contact. Despite the source material being old, “The Odyssey” feels like a generational product that is not only fun to watch, but brings new tricks to the table when it comes to filmmaking.

It is hard to tell if “The Odyssey” is going to be a one time thing, or if we are going to see more movies shot on IMAX film from start to finish. In fact, where does Nolan go from here? Nolan is at the center of implementing IMAX into Hollywood cinema, but in a way, this feels like the ultimate goal. It is his equivalent to climbing Mount Everest. He has not shot anything on IMAX 3D cameras. I do not think he is a fan of 3D, but that has to be the next step, right?

Do not get me wrong, any theatre is worth the price of admission for “The Odyssey.” IMAX… LIEMAX… NO-MAX… But I stand here saying that I do not think there is a single film in history that has been worth the price of admission for IMAX more than “The Odyssey.” This film is big, loud, clear, and most importantly, an excellent time regardless of the technical aspects.

In the end, “The Odyssey” is my favorite Christopher Nolan movie since “Interstellar.” There are movies, there are epics, and then there is Christopher Nolan’s latest masterpiece. Going back to “Interstellar,” which I have seen 5 times in theaters ranging from 2014 to 2025, “The Odyssey” is likely going to get at least three viewings from yours truly during its initial theatrical run. For awhile I was thinking that “Project Hail Mary” had a straight shot at being my favorite film of the year. I am not saying I like “The Odyssey” more, but if there was a runner-up right now for my top movies list of 2026, this is it. “The Odyssey” is the cinematic form at its absolute peak. This movie has already made more than a billion dollars at the box office, it is a hit with critics and audiences, and I can see why. The entire cast is on their A-game. The score is stupendous. The techniques that went into the making of this film look incredible in the finished product, and those are just the ones that you can see for yourself. I do have some slight nitpicks with the lighting, but they do not take much away from what is an excellent time at the movies. I am ecstatic to know that premium and IMAX screens are selling out for this film, even about a month after its release. If there is one movie you should see on the big screen this year, it is “The Odyssey.” I was talking to cousins recently and they said they might wait for streaming to watch “The Odyssey” as it is not their type of movie. I get that completely, but I think if you wait for streaming to watch “The Odyssey,” you are going to be doing yourself a massive disservice. If everything I just said has not yet convinced you to buy a ticket for “The Odyssey,” then maybe my score will, because I am going to give the film a 9/10.

As far as I am concerned, this film’s legacy is not going to fizzle anytime soon. I studied “The Odyssey” in high school, and if that continues to be a part of students’ required material, I am going to be so jealous. Nolan’s film is rated R, so we shall see if students, particularly those in certain years of high school or below, will be able to watch it in class, but if they are given permission, they are going to be introduced to one of the finest masterpieces of cinema ever created with a crowd of their peers. Frankly, if I were in an English class, and I got to watch “The Odyssey” as a required assignment, I would probably kiss my teacher on the mouth. Please go see this movie. You will thank me later.

“The Odyssey” is now playing in theaters everywhere. Tickets are available now.

Thanks for reading this review! If you have not done so already, check out my latest episode of Movie Requests featuring Elijah Wood, Frodo from “Lord of the Rings” himself! In the video, he requested I should watch “Festen,” or “The Celebration” as it is known in English. To find out what I thought of the movie, click the video above! If you enjoy the video, please leave a like and subscribe to my YouTube channel!

Also, I will let everyone know that my next guest in the series is going to be Amy Sedaris! You may know Sedaris from films like “Elf,” “Is This Thing On,” “Jennifer’s Body,” and “Puss in Boots.” You can also find her on television shows like “Strangers with Candy,” “The Mandalorian,” “At Home with Amy Sedaris,” and “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.” She has quite the prolific resume! Work has already started on her episode, I will have more details soon, but look forward to it. It is gonna be a good one.

My next review is going to be for “Her Private Hell!” Stay tuned! Also coming soon, I will be sharing my thoughts on “Haunted Heist,” “Spider-Man: Brand New Day,” “I Want Your Sex,” “The Invite,” and “Cookie Queens.” If you want to see these reviews and more from Scene Before, follow the blog either with an email or WordPress account! Also, check out the official Facebook page! I want to know, did you see “The Odyssey?” What did you think about it? Or, what is the greatest movie theater experience you ever had? And I am not just talking about the quality of the movie… What is a cinema experience that checked every box for you? The film looked great, sounded fantastic, and truly felt like a once in a lifetime event? Let me know down below! Scene Before is your click to the flicks!

Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass (2026): The Wizard of Oz Meets Hall Pass Meets The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Posted on 11 Days Ago by Jack Drees

“Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” is directed by David Wain (Wet Hot American Summer, Role Models) and stars Zoey Deutch (Zombieland: Double Tap, Juror No. 2), John Slattery (Mad Men, Spotlight), Ken Marino (Wet Hot American Summer, Burning Love), Miles Gutierrez-Riley (The Wilds, Agatha All Along), Ben Wang (Karate Kid: Legends, American Born Chinese), Sabrina Impacciatore (The Paper, The White Lotus), and Jon Hamm (Mad Men, Keeping Up with the Joneses). This film follows Gail Daughtry, whose husband-to-be winds up having sex with his celebrity hall pass. Once Gail comes to this realization, she realizes there is only one appropriate action to get even… To seek out her celebrity hall pass, Jon Hamm, and have sex with him.

There is a saying that sex sells. Well, unless your sex-centric movie is coming out the same weekend as a highly unnecessary “Moana” remake. Granted, “Moana,” as of this writing, barely made its budget back, so I guess it is not doing as hot as Disney expected. Either way, as I ventured on my quest to avoid the much unneeded “Moana” reimagination, one movie that caught my eye was “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass.” One vision I often have as a potential screenplay but have never been fully able to put together is the idea of someone hooking up with a real life celebrity crush. When I discovered there was a comedy coming out about a woman trying to sleep with Jon Hamm, I knew I had to be there opening weekend.

I am glad to say that “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” is not just good, but one of the funniest movies I have seen in some time. I saw this film on its opening weekend at my local multiplex. I was the only person in the 35 seat auditorium. Yes, 35… The room is as small as Rhode Island. It makes me kind of sad that no one showed up to support this movie. But it was also a blessing in disguise, as it allowed me to laugh as hard as humanly possible due to no one else being in sight. And believe me, this movie is full of laughs.

This is “The Wizard of Oz” meets “Hall Pass” meets “The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special.” No, seriously, if you have seen part of that last example, there is an important point in the story that is vastly similar to that Disney+ original. No, Kevin Bacon is not in this movie. I sincerely Apollo-gize to the 13 people who give a crap.

Another film this reminds me of is “Happy Gilmore 2.” And by that I mean, this film feels like a significantly more watchable version of it. When I watched the long-awaited, gargantuanly inferior sequel to Adam Sandler’s classic, one thing that stood out to me is how many cameos the film had. I remember one or two being funny. I particularly like the Ken Jennings one towards the beginning. But the film as a whole wound up coming off as an excuse to shove in as many recognizable faces as humanly possible to the point where it superseded the importance of the story. It was almost overwhelming. There are plenty of prominent celebrity appearances in “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass,” but quite a few of them effectively contribute to the story. There is one scene involving “Weird Al” Yankovic that had me in stitches. Look forward to it.

In today’s world of remakes, “The Wizard of Oz” is a film that I am both shocked and delighted has not been redone as a major release. “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” is one of the closest examples that comes to mind of the 1939 movie becoming reimagined for today’s generation. For instance, this film starts in a typical 16:9 ratio one would normally find on a flat-screen TV. But as soon as Gail arrives in Los Angeles, it changes to scope widescreen. Kind of like how the picture changed from black and white to color in “The Wizard of Oz.”

“Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” puts a modern twist on the classic hero’s journey that Dorothy takes in “The Wizard of Oz.” However, instead of going from Kansas to a fantasyland, this film’s protagonist flies from Kansas to Los Angeles to fulfill her destiny. One that is undoubtedly much more twisted. …Okay, maybe not, there are no twisters in this movie. During her travels, she meets all kinds of characters along the way, each one dealing with their own hardships. There is Caleb (Ben Wang), who works for the Creative Arts Agency and runs into a complication with said job. There is Vincent (Ken Marino), a former paparazzo who has made it his life’s mission to photograph Jon Hamm himself. There is also Jon Slattery. Yes, that one – whose lack of a social life with Jon Hamm after “Mad Men” quickly becomes evident.

Of course, this movie also features Jon Hamm as himself. I thought the way they used him was perfect, and once again, going back to “The Wizard of Oz,” reminded me a lot of a particular character from that film. One person standing in the way between our heroes and Hamm is Terrance (Tobie Windham), a security guard who repeatedly threatens the group saying he is going to make them sick. Windham is good enough in Terrance’s shoes to the point I honestly cannot imagine anyone else in this minor role. Maybe except Craig Robinson, because when the character first showed up on screen, that is who I thought was playing him for some reason.

This movie feels like a breath of fresh air after having to sit through “The Breadwinner” weeks prior. In fact, one of my complaints about that movie is how much it felt like a commercial. There is no shortage of recognizable brands in this film, but they are used in smart ways. There is a scene where we see Gail and Otto arrive at a hotel in Los Angeles. What follows is a moment that made me die laughing based on what I knew about the Los Angeles tourist scene. I will not give much away, but it involves prominent brands like McDonalds, Starbucks, and Foot Locker.

“Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” has so much fun with its perhaps unlikely premise. Much like “Bottoms” did a few years ago, “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” successfully managed to make me believe the unbelievable. The film requires quite a bit of suspension of disbelief, but I found myself completely immersed in what this picture had to offer. Everything from the horned-up premise to the over the top antagonist played with excellence by Sabrina Impaccitore to the celebrities getting involved in the story to the hilarious screenplay that sometimes addresses the most minor details in gutbusting ways.

In the end, “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” is one of the funniest movies of the past couple years. I may have a bias as this film constantly makes fun of the entertainment industry and Los Angeles, two concepts I hold deep in my heart. Yet at its core, “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” is an action-packed adventure that sees someone trying to realize a fantasy that I imagine everyone wants to fulfill at some point in their lives. In 1939, “The Wizard of Oz” showed the world that there is no place like home. Fast forward to 2026, “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” showed the world that there is no place like Jon Hamm’s bed. I am going to give “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” an 8/10.

“Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” is now playing in theaters. Tickets are available now.

Thanks for reading this review! In case you missed it, last Sunday, I dropped the newest episode of the Scene Before original series, “Movie Requests!” This newest episode features “Lord of the Rings” star Elijah Wood, who suggested I should watch “Festen,” also known as “The Celebration!” To find out my thoughts, click the video above! Also, if you enjoy the video, leave a like and subscribe to my YouTube channel, that way you can check out new episodes of the series as soon as they drop!

My next review is going to be for “The Odyssey!” Stay tuned! Also coming soon, I will be sharing my thoughts on “Her Private Hell,” “Haunted Heist,” “Spider-Man: Brand New Day,” “I Want Your Sex,” and “The Invite.” If you want to see these reviews and more from Scene Before, follow the blog either with an email or WordPress account! Also, check out the official Facebook page! I want to know, did you see “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass?” What did you think about it? Or… Let’s be honest… Who’s your celebrity crush? Just say it! They might be listening and will likely decide right on the spot whether or not they are willing to accept your nonsensical desires. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take! So, Ana de Armas, if you are reading this, I am single. Would you like to go grab an ice cream sometime? Your move. Scene Before is your click to the flicks!

Maddie’s Secret (2025): John Early Cooks Up Something Good

Posted on 14 Days Ago by Jack Drees

“Maddie’s Secret” is the feature length directorial debut of comedian John Early (Search Party, DC League of Super Pets), who also wrote the film himself, and stars as its title character. The cast also includes Kate Berlant (The Moment, A League of Their Own), Eric Rahill (The Paper, Let’s Start a Cult), Kristen Johnston (3rd Rock from the Sun, The Exes), Claudia O’Doherty (Love, Killing It), Conner O’Malley (I Saw the TV Glow, Rap World), Vanessa Bayer (Saturday Night Live, I Love That for You), and Chris Bauer (The Deuce, The Wire). This film is about a woman who is struggling with bulimia while also trying deal with her friendships, her past, and online fame due to her presence on a cooking program.

It is only appropriate that “Maddie’s Secret” goes by its particular title, because the film itself feels like a secret. Upon its release more than a month ago, “Maddie’s Secret” happened to only play in select locations, including the Boston area. As the movie happened to be playing near me, I thought I would check it out. After all, I have heard decent things about it, and I had no interest in seeing the new “Minions” movie.

“Maddie’s Secret” is no longer just a secret, it is a hidden gem. This movie rocks. If someone were to describe “Maddie’s Secret” to me on the spot and I had no idea what it was, part of me would assume that this film is not for me. Heck, even the name sounds like a straight to DVD title found in the middle of Walmart or a trashy Lifetime original. Do not judge this book by its cover.

This film stars John Early. When I was watching the opening credits, I was a tad confused, as I thought this film was about a woman, and yet a man is playing the lead. Turns out both of those things are true. Having watched enough “Saturday Night Live,” I cannot say that this is the first time I have seen someone playing a character of an identity that is different than their own. I am surprised to say Early shines as the lead. He does a fantastic job tapping into the character’s emotions, struggles, and occasional excitement. It is not to say the performance is going to win an Oscar, but I was shocked with how much I bought into it. Given the film’s particular lead and tone, I was especially delighted to notice how seriously it takes bulimia. Maybe such a sentiment is not as valid as can be, because, again, I do not have bulimia, nor do I know anyone in my life who does. Not that it is any of my business if I did know someone who secretly had it. But I would love to know what people who have bulimia would think of this film. From a dramatic point of view, this film excellently handles Maddie as she struggles with her eating disorder in more ways than one. This is true when talking about the effects of the disorder itself, her interacting with important characters along the way, and seeing her closest relationships develop, I would love to know how many people would relate to this character or see themselves in this character.

Tone-wise, part of me can imagine an alternate reality where this particular movie would fall apart like a house of cards. I did not see any trailers prior to watching “Maddie’s Secret,” so I was not entirely sure what to expect from this film, but it finds a fine line between comedy and drama. It is never laugh out loud funny, but it is often capable of delivering a chuckle. At other points, it is deeply moving and powerful. “Maddie’s Secret” finds a unique balance in its material, sort of like “Everything Everywhere All at Once” did several years back.

On the surface, this movie seems like it is about someone who finds a passion in cooking and uses it to better her life. To a certain degree, that is true. But as Maddie’s success is on the rise, she is also dealing with a home life that is maybe not all it is cracked to be. She has familial problems lingering in the background. Not to mention, she has bulimia, which is probably one of the most interesting sells one can have when pitching a movie like this. For the record, I have, to my surprise, not heard of the term bulimia nervosa prior to watching this movie. If anything, I am glad I watched “Maddie’s Secret” simply because it put a spotlight on the concept.

Speaking of characters I admire, another one in this film is Julie, played diligently by Vanessa Bayer. From scene one, she has a massive pinch of enthusiasm and often maintains a youthful spirit. She comes into the film at an integral point in Maddie’s journey, where things are not particularly going as great as they could be. Despite the movie getting serious at this point, Julie’s presence calmed the vibe down in a sense. Julie is a character that I could see certain viewers finding annoying, but that is not the case for yours truly.

This movie is a bit down to earth on its more dramatic moments, but tends to sometimes jump the shark in its more comedic scenes. The biggest example that comes to mind is when Maddie initially finds success on social media. Not that I have any problem with how the movie presented her success, but shortly after, she has a meeting with her boss, who tells Maddie that she breached her contract with the company. So, instead of being fired, Maddie becomes an on-camera personality within said company. Debatably, the movie jumps the shark just enough in this scene, if the company sees money, then why not follow it?

To my surprise, this film is also one of the more gorgeous-looking ones I have seen recently. For starters, some of the lighting really pops. There is one intimate scene in particular that is neatly colored. Also, this may be a tad unexpected to say because this project deals with an eating disorder, but with the story centering itself around food, it is not always easy to keep your mouth from watering, except for the occasional over the top, gross scene. This movie does not quite get as gross as say “The Substance,” but there are select visuals that are slightly off-putting. Even with a moment or two that made me want to look away, I could not keep my eyes off of “Maddie’s Secret.”

In the end, “Maddie’s Secret” is an engaging movie that delivers a one of a kind vision from John Early. While none of performances in “Maddie’s Secret” are going to win any major awards, each one fits perfectly within the context of the project. The dialogue is also often perfectly timed and realized. There is a perfect pace to many of the film’s lines. I have no idea if this is a film that is going to have any replay value down the line, but I do think it is worth watching at least once. “Maddie’s Secret” is, if nothing else, a totally unique dramedy, and I am going to give it a 7/10.

“Maddie’s Secret” is now available to rent or buy on VOD.

Thanks for reading this review! Also, be sure to check out my latest episode of Movie Requests! It is an original video series where I ask your favorite stars what movies they think I should talk about! In this episode, I review Elijah Wood’s request, “Festen,” aka “The Celebration!” If you want to watch the episode, click the video above! Also, be sure to like the video on YouTube and subscribe to my channel if you want to see new episodes of Movie Requests as soon as they drop!

My next review is going to be for “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass.” Stay tuned! Also, coming soon, I will be sharing my thoughts on “The Odyssey,” “Her Private Hell,” “Haunted Heist,” “Spider-Man: Brand New Day,” “I Want Your Sex,” and “The Invite.” If you want to see these reviews and more from Scene Before, follow the blog either with an email or WordPress account! Also, check out the official Facebook page! I want to know, did you see “Maddie’s Secret?” What did you think about it? Or, what is your favorite movie revolving around food? One recommendation that comes to mind is “Chef.” It is a fantastic story with clever writing, good performances, and it makes you hungry. It is excellent. Check it out! Scene Before is your click to the flicks!

MOVIE REQUESTS – Elijah Wood Requests FESTEN (THE CELEBRATION) (1998)

Posted on 18 Days Ago by Jack Drees

Hello one and all, welcome to the eighth episode of Movie Requests! This is the series where I ask your favorite stars what movies they think I should check out, and I review said movies for your entertainment! The series was created in honor of Scene Before’s 10th anniversary, and features 15 very special guests, one of whom will be featured in this latest episode.

As a reminder, you can always check out new episodes of Movie Requests here on Flicknerd.com, AKA Scene Before. But this is a video series, so my primary base for each episode is YouTube. That is the source that will allow you to see these episodes as fast as possible. Do yourself and I a favor by subscribing to my YouTube channel, and following this very website, Scene Before, with an email or WordPress account if you have not done so already!

Today’s special guest is truly one to rule them all. He is best known as Frodo from the “Lord of the Rings” franchise. Some of his other films include “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” “Grand Piano,” and “North.” You can also find Wood in TV shows like “Wilfred,” “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency,” and “Tron: Uprising.” As a lifelong movie fan, Wood holds a special place in my heart, as he voiced Mumble in “Happy Feet,” which is the second feature film I watched in theaters.

Wood’s request is for me to watch the 1998 Danish film “Festen,” or as it is known through its English title, “The Celebration.” The film was part of the Dogme movement, much like another film that has been talked about earlier in this series, “The Idiots,” requested by Bryce Dallas Howard. As a result, the filmmaking techniques for this project are quite simple, but as for the film’s effectiveness, I will leave that as a mystery. Watch the video to find out my official thoughts.

And if you would like to watch my review of “Festen,” click the video at the top of the page! It is a great pleasure to feature Elijah Wood in this series, as it is to showcase all the other guests involved, who you can take a look at by checking out the poster above. Be sure to also like the video on YouTube and subscribe to my channel that way you can see more episodes of Movie Requests when they drop! I will also share the episodes, much like this one, here on Flicknerd.com if you prefer watching them here. If you want to see more from Scene Before, follow the blog either with an email or WordPress account! Also, check out the official Facebook page! Scene Before is your click to the flicks!

Obsession (2025): Partner Problems Ensue in This Terrifying Film

Posted on 20 Days Ago by Jack Drees

“Obsession” is directed by Curry Barker (Milk & Serial, The Chair) and stars Michael Johnston (Teen Wolf, Slash), Inde Navarette (Superman & Lois, 13 Reasons Why), Cooper Tomlinson (Roommates, Milk & Serial), Megan Lawless (The Hate U Give, The Girl from Plainville), and Andy Richter (Conan, Madagascar). This film is about Baron “Bear” Bailey, who has a crush on his friend and co-worker Nikki. When he uses a One-Wish Willow to get his crush to love him, Bear soon realizes that Nikki becomes a bit a more clingy than he anticipated.

So, I finally saw it. This is the movie that I said I would watch week after week after week after week. Even when it dropped on VOD, I said to myself, no, I am going to check this out in a theatre. I essentially have a self-imposed rule that I will only review movies as long as I see them in theaters. Therefore, “Obsession” is getting my two cents.“Obsession” is one of several films recently that has caught my eye, not just because of the content, but because of who was making it. This film is the product of Curry Barker, who prior to this film, was known for his YouTube background. Barker is just the latest YouTuber to take their talents and translate them to feature filmmaking for the cinema. I am glad to see more of these people getting their foot in the door, especially if they make a good movie. In the case of “Obsession,” I would say this is a good movie.

Is “Obsession” groundbreaking? No. It is very simple in terms of its concept and structure. But it does not mean it lacks cleverness. The concept of the film is that Bear wishes that his crush, Nikki, would love him more than anything in the world. The good news for him is that the wish comes true! The bad news is the wish comes with various consequences. And this should not come as a huge surprise based on the exact wording Bear uses to declare his wish. He wishes that Nikki would love him more than anything in the world, and boy does she. There is love, and then there’s whatever kind of attachment Nikki has for Bear. It is a kind of love that is so deep that you would think she would never leave Bear’s side. It results in some eerie scenes and concepts that kind of makes me glad I am still single at the age of 26. I will not spoil what happens in this movie, and while I recommend it to a lot of audiences, I may steer clear of recommending it to cat people given one or two of the horrific concepts that this movie handles.

Despite being single, I have had a crush or two throughout my life. As a single man who wonders where things could have gone with those crushes had I made the right move at the right time, I adored this movie. And I think many other people are going to find something to appreciate about it too. Relationships are hard, I will not deny that. But arguably just as hard, at least in today’s world, is initiating a relationship. We see this play out between Bear and Nikki, who are good friends at the start of the film. As the story progresses, Bear increasingly gives Nikki the idea that he has feelings for her. When Bear fails to confess those feelings, he uses a Wish Willow to make Nikki fall in love with him. If only it were that easy. Not all relationships are created equal, but one of my biggest fears is if I had a good friend, and I wanted to be more than friends with said person. Asking for that to become a reality is daunting, considering what we have is supposedly great.

As highlighted earlier, “Obsession” is good, but not groundbreaking. Part of that is highlighted by some of the choices in the screenplay. The first two acts of the film to me are clear highlights. I found them relatable, sometimes fun, and they kept me hooked. As soon as this movie dived into act three, I found just about everything that happened next to be quite predictable. I do not mind predictable movies, but there was a level of predictability in this one that sort of lessened the experience. There is also a moment where two people are talking on the phone, only for one person to say to meet them at “x location,” suggesting “it’s important.” If you are familiar with this frankly, beyond insufferable cliche, I think you can probably imagine what happens next.

The screenplay is not entirely flawed. Not even close. The dialogue, even from some extremely minor characters like Carter Harper (Andy Richter) is brilliantly executed. The film’s standout star, Inde Navarette, is given a goldmine of material to work with as Nikki. She nails each scene. I did not know her name before this movie, but I am ecstatic to know it now, because I think her killer performance is likely an indicator of how bright her career is going to be.

I also like how this film handles the character of Bear (Michael Johnston). Because the moments leading up to that big wish of his, I was rooting for him, and I did not envy being out of his shoes. This is a character that in very little time, I found myself attached to based on his one fantasy. Some say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but he seemed so dedicated to his future with his crush that I could not help but admire his efforts to make that happen. If anything, Bear’s journey felt like it could have belonged in an excellent short film. But to my pleasant surprise, the film expands its simple concept and fleshes out its main character nicely. Though it should be noted that “Obsession” just so happens to be inspired by Curry Barker’s own short. Regardless of the length, this project made me a Curry Barker fan. I am curious to see what he does next, whether it is another small budget horror movie, or a super-sized epic. Even though this movie is yet another spin on “The Monkey’s Paw” or any other “be careful what you wish for” tale, I think Barker did a good job at bringing it to life and I would like to see him continue making quality cinema.

In the end, “Obsession” is a solid horror flick, even if it is fairly familiar. In fact, Curry Barker himself says he based this movie partially on an episode of “The Simpsons.” Even so, I thought this was a lot of fun. It showcases some pure chemistry between Bear and Nikki, from the moments where the two are simply friends to the point where they become something else entirely. The entire cast does a good job, but Inde Navarette in particular is given quite a bit to do and she kills her role. This is a role with awards potential written all over it. The third act of the film is the weakest point, but it does not mean it is necessarily awful. It is just the most inferior part of what is ultimately an enjoyable flick. If you are into horror, this is worth checking out at least once. I am going to give “Obsession” a 7/10.

“Obsession” is now available to watch in theaters, on VOD, and on Peacock for all subscribers.

Thanks for reading this review! As a reminder, THIS SUNDAY, AUGUST 2ND, I will be sharing my latest episode of Movie Requests, featuring special guest Elijah Wood! If you want to see the promo for the episode featuring my interaction with him, click the video above! I had a chance to meet Wood in Philadelphia earlier this year. On Movie Requests, one does not simply walk in and do a film review, they must go find the one guest to rule them all! If you want to see this episode as soon as it drops, please subscribe to my YouTube channel! It will also be available here on Flicknerd.com in a dedicated post.

My next review is going to be for “Maddie’s Secret!” Stay tuned! Also coming soon, I will be sharing my thoughts on “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass,” “The Odyssey,” “Her Private Hell,” “Haunted Heist,” and “Spider-Man: Brand New Day.” If you want to see these reviews and more from Scene Before, follow the blog either with an email or WordPress account! Also, check out the official Facebook page! I want to know, did you see “Obsession?” What did you think about it? Or, given the recent stream of online content creators transitioning to feature filmmaking, what is a movie you enjoyed recently made by someone famous for creating online content? Let me know down below! Scene Before is your click to the flicks!

Jackass: Best and Last (2026): Old Meets New in This Big Pile of Laughs

Posted on 22 Days Ago by Jack Drees

“Jackass: Best and Last” is directed by Jeff Tremaine, who also directed the previous “Jackass” movies. This film’s cast includes Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Wee Man, Dave England, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Poopies, Zach Holmes, Jasper, Rachel Wolfson, and Dark Shark. This is the fifth, and supposedly final “Jackass” movie, which showcases a mix of old and new stunts, footage, and shenanigans from its team of foolish daredevils.

When I watch movies, I traditionally make an effort to check out any previous installments before seeing the big, fancy, new installment. In 2015, I binged all the “Fast & Furious” movies before watching “Furious 7” in the theater. In 2017, I did that with the “xXx” movies before watching “Return of Xander Cage.” In the case of “Jackass: Best and Last,” I cannot say I have taken monumental efforts to familiarize myself with the lore of the property. Granted, what is there that I need to know aside from the basics? A freakshow named Johnny is the head honcho, and people do stupid, nonsensical things for others’ amusement.

I have put on an episode of “Jackass” here and there and found myself entertained. I am a casual watcher. When it comes to the movies, the only one I have seen is “Jackass Forever,” the installment prior to this newest one. But I had such a balls out time watching that film in theaters that I knew I had to be at the next “Jackass” movie opening weekend. Little did I know, sitting in that AMC auditorium as a 22-year-old college student that the following film would probably be the last one.

I am not going to pretend I had any kind of raw, emotional connection to the “Jackass” franchise. Had I watched it more, this film would have served as a more emotionally fulfilling conclusion perhaps. I know names from the franchise. I know faces from the franchise. Though it is not like I had MTV on all the time growing up watching these hooligans engage in tomfoolery. Though with a film like “Jackass: Best and Last,” this is not necessarily something in which I would need an emotional connection to fully enjoy. Watching grown men hurt themselves, while painful for those on the receiving end, is also sometimes hilarious.

In addition to its comedic emphasis, “Jackass” also has a dramatic factor, almost like watching Tom Cruise hang on the side of a plane like he did in “Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation.” Only thing is, typically as I am watching Cruise pull off a big stunt, it is for a work of fiction. I would imagine if Cruise, in real life, did not pull a stunt like that off and perhaps died while trying to do so, the work would be scrapped. As I am watching some of the stunts in “Jackass: Best and Last,” I have a strong feeling that everyone involved is going to be okay. In fact, this movie appears to have fewer stakes than ever considering how it is using a lot of older footage. Yet at the same time, I am watching some of these clips and part of me simply wants to look away because I am nervous that the person in said clip is going to get hurt, possibly killed.

It does not mean the clips are not funny. In fact, even though I have seen some of these clips already, such as “Magic Trick,” they hold up after some time. That said, it is slightly disappointing to have the last movie of the franchise be a greatest hits compilation. If anything, it feels somewhat lazy compared to having the cast go all out and commit to doing their most ambitious dares yet from start to finish. At the same time, I kind of get it, some of the cast members are not spring chickens. That said, this feels more like a combined series finale with a clip show. It is kind of like when “Seinfeld” had a big final episode, as well as a separate retrospective. Only in the case of this latest “Jackass” installment, it is as if those episodes were combined into one project.

Of all the “Jackass” projects, I would have imagine that “Jackass: Best and Last” may be the weakest entry point of the franchise. Not necessarily because the main cast has aged, but rather because the movie feels the most like a love letter to those who stuck around so long. This movie feels like a culmination at times, as if it were building up to something. When I watched the last movie, “Jackass Forever,” there was no real buildup or culmination. It was just a group of people acting like idiots the entire time, and somehow it worked. This is not to say that “Jackass: Best and Last” has a plot or a story. Things happen, of course, but as a “Jackass” movie, this has more layers than I would expect.

Yet as I say all this, some of these bits were first time watches for me, like Big Red Rocket from “Jackass Number Two.” As an individual bit, I thought this was quite entertaining, as were some of the other vintage clips like Brad Pitt’s Abduction. While I would have loved to have watched these clips for the first time during their original run, I do appreciate getting an opportunity to have my first experience with these clips be in a theatrical environment with a crowd of people. Granted, it was a small auditorium. It held less than 50 people, which, goes to show the downside of reclined seats in cinemas nowadays. I know people say they are comfortable, but goodness, has the theatre lost a sense of community because of them. Although on that note, there are some scenes in this film that make for some delicious popcorn entertainment, but others that would make for weird watches while eating. Just a warning.

This is supposedly the last “Jackass” movie. There are moments that contribute to its finality and wrap things in a satisfying bow. If it truly is the end, then the franchise has had a good run. Johnny Knoxville and crew have done plenty to entertain the masses over the years, even if they almost killed themselves doing some of those things. But frankly, if the “Jackass” name were to live on without Johnny Knoxville, I might still show up. It is kind of like “Jurassic Park.” It does not matter who is playing the lead as long I get to watch dinosaurs trying to eat people. “Jackass” delivers pure entertainment out of daunting situations, twisted games, and scary stunts. It is balls to the wall fun. “Jackass: Best and Last” is no exception to the rule.

In the end, “Jackass: Best and Last” is a lot of fun, even if it has hints of, admittedly, somewhat understandable laziness. Seeing the main cast and crew come back together one more time made for an absolutely entertaining ride. If this is the end of the road, it is not the worst way to go out. I have no idea if this movie is going to have a ton of replay value down the line. Although if anything, it does make me, as a “Jackass” novice, want to go back and see parts of the franchise that I may have missed. “Jackass: Best and Last” has plenty of laughs and I am going to give it a 7/10.

“Jackass: Best and Last” is now playing in theaters. Tickets are available now.

Thanks for reading this review! As a reminder, this very blog, Scene Before, is now 10 years old! In honor of the 10th anniversary, I am working on an original video series, Movie Requests, and my next guest who will be on the series is “Lord of the Rings” star Elijah Wood! I got to meet him in Philadelphia over the spring, and I got to hear his film suggestion. What did he pick? Find out on SUNDAY AUGUST 2ND here on Flicknerd.com! If you want to see the episode as fast as possible, please subscribe to my YouTube channel!

My next review is going to be for “Obsession!” Stay tuned! Also coming soon, I will be sharing my thoughts on “Maddie’s Secret,” “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass,” “The Odyssey,” “Her Private Hell,” and “Haunted Heist.” If you want to see these reviews and more from Scene Before, follow the blog either with an email or WordPress account! Also, check out the official Facebook page! I want to know, did you see “Jackass: Best and Last?” What did you think about it? Or, what is your favorite “Jackass” episode or movie? Part of me wants to dive into the franchise a bit more, so I will gladly take any recommendations! Scene Before is your click to the flicks!

Supergirl (2026): A Colorless, Boring Super Snooze

Posted on 27 Days Ago by Jack Drees

“Supergirl” is directed by Craig Gillespie (Dumb Money, Cruella) and stars Milly Alcock (Upright, House of the Dragon), Matthias Schoenaerts (The Danish Girl, Red Sparrow), Eve Ridley (3 Body Problem, Emerald), David Krumholtz (The Santa Clause, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle), Emily Beecham (Daphne, 1899), David Corenswet (Pearl, Twisters), and Jason Momoa (Aquaman, A Minecraft Movie). This film is about Kara Zor-El, also known as Supergirl, as she races to hunt down an adversary who harmed her dog, Krypto.

The DC Universe started with a big bang last year with the incredibly enjoyable “Superman.” It brought a particular flair to comic book movies that gave me a solid first impression of what its cinematic universe could be. It was helmed by James Gunn, who alongside Peter Safran, is forging the timeline in which this movie belongs. Now a year later, we get “Supergirl,” directed by Craig Gillespie. While I have not seen all of his filmography, he can crank out a decent picture. “I, Tonya,” while not the best sports movie I have seen, was stunning to look at and brought an excellent performance out of Margot Robbie. More recently, he did “Dumb Money,” which is not only based on an unbelievable true story, but it is also very funny. I recommend checking both movies out.

Craig Gillespie has proven that he can be a visionary director. I thought his work on “I, Tonya” came off as something that only he could helm. Sadly, “Supergirl” feels like it was made by a committee. For all I know, “Supergirl” was Gillespie’s vision. He could have had final say on just about everything. I highly doubt it, as this is a cinematic universe, and certain checkboxes need to be marked off so future stories can happen and the timeline is not ruined. That said, if Gillespie made most of the choices as this film’s director… I will praise him in certain regards.

The action scenes, while not the best I have ever seen, are sometimes fun to look at. I also saw the film in IMAX, which features an exclusive, taller aspect ratio in select scenes. I thought the occasional enhancements added to some sequences. They did a better job at enhancing the experience than “Mortal Kombat II,” which was a fun movie, but the aspect ratio switches in that project’s case were oftentimes distracting. I thought he also got some good performances out of the cast, most especially Jason Momoa. Although to be fair, I could clearly tell Momoa was just happy to be in the movie regardless of the script or director, simply because he finally got to portray Lobo, a role some would argue he was practically born to play.

But who am I kidding? I nearly fell asleep watching this movie.

If anything, “Supergirl” feels like it is directed by someone doing a lackluster James Gunn impression. I like James Gunn, for the record. In fact, he even produced this movie. I think Gunn has some bangers on his resume including “Guardians of the Galaxy,” “Slither,” and even “Superman,” which kicked this universe off. But “Superman” had elements of a project that James Gunn would normally write or direct, but those elements are not entirely effective in this case. I would want to give points in regards to keeping the cinematic universe consistent, but at the same time, not really, because I thought “Superman” was fun whereas “Supergirl” was melatonin in the form of a comic book movie. “Superman” had quite a few laughs, some good music, and a great villain in Lex Luthor. “Supergirl” on the other hand was not that funny, had some odd song choices, and had a fairly forgettable antagonist.

When I hear the terms “summer movie” or “summer blockbuster,” I think of big, loud, fun, adventurous escapes where you can munch popcorn and have a good time. This is not the only kind of movie that should come out during the summer, but that is often the stereotype that comes to mind. I expect to go into movies featuring superheroes, robots, dinosaurs, fast cars, or even robotic dinosaurs that are able to turn into fast cars, you name it, expecting to have fun. Sitting through “Supergirl” gave me the sense I was sitting in a cosmic DMV. The film felt soulless and tiresome. I hate to say that especially because this film follows an incredibly joyous and exciting “Superman” film from the year before.

I knew exactly how my experience with “Supergirl” would wind up from the opening scene. One of the first things shown on screen in this tinkle-riddled terror of a film is Krypto the Superdog pissing on a newspaper. I will not judge. When you gotta go you gotta go. But you took this adorable, albeit sometimes vicious sidekick that Superman had in his movie last year, and he does one of the most unattractive things any creature can do. Also, this is not the only reference to things coming out of particular holes during the movie. As these references continued through the dialogue and visuals, I was almost convinced someone was trying too hard to cater to the under 5s.

In fact, much of the movie revolves around Krypto. Well, sort of. Krypto does not exactly do much in this film. Krypto the Superdog is not doing a ton of “super” things. Part of it is due to what ends up being Supergirl’s inciting incident. Krypto gets shot with an arrow, leaving Supergirl with three days to keep him from dying. On paper, this should work. People want to see a dog’s owner kick butt whenever their pet gets put in peril. This could have been the “John Wick” of comic book movies! Maybe we will get to see Kara kill a guy with a pencil. For whatever reason, the movie does not give enough time to fully engage me into Kara and Krypto’s connection. I may sound like a moron, because I thought “Superman” did a good job at handling Krypto. He was cute, but not cuddly. This movie fails to give the dog a role this time around that matches the decency of the one he had in his previous go. When it comes to Krypto’s presence in “Supergirl,” he is nothing more than a pawn.

For those who have not been on the Internet that long, chances are you will run into, get this, sexist men who think women belong in the kitchen. Imagine that! If you clicked on this blog to see if there was a man running it with that viewpoint, you have come to the wrong place. I am not a woman, so my opinion here may not be as valid, but I think women deserve a better movie with its particular lead. This is not to say that Kara is a weak character. Judging by her powers and some of her actions in the film, she is quite strong. However, I wish the film gave her more of a personality. Yes, we see she loves to party. Yes, we see she loves her dog. But I never found myself attached to the character. Milly Alcock is not given the best material to work with, which may play into why a good portion of her line delivery feels flat in every other scene.

Part of my lack of enthusiasm towards Kara may be part of the film’s intentions. There is a line in this film given by Kara that sums up the differences between her and her super-cousin, Clark. She says that Clark sees the good in everyone, whereas she sees the truth. First off, did she steal Wonder Woman’s lasso? Give that back! It belongs to her! Second, I reflect on last year’s “Superman” with the sense that not only did I have fun watching it, but Clark maintained a sense of fun despite the many obstacles standing in his way. There is almost no fun to be had in “Supergirl.”

The film tries to be comedic, but I rarely even chuckled. In fact, while my auditorium was not quite sold out, there were a decent number of people there of various ages. I do not think a single person uttered a sound during the entire movie.

To top things off, Superman does appear in select sequences of the film, all of which are arguably the most fun parts of the entire runtime. “Supergirl” to DC sort of plays like “The Book of Boba Fett” does to the “Star Wars” universe. Not only does the film come off as cheap and fail to meet a certain standard, but I found the best part of it was when another character perhaps equal in terms of prominence got some of the spotlight. In this case, Superman is The Mandalorian, who shows up partway through the project and reminds the audience that it is time to have some fun. Supergirl, the “Boba Fett” in this example, is the character who, to my most unpleasant surprise, makes me want to fall asleep whenever she is on screen. Do I despise this character? No. I just was not that engaged with her, partially because I was not convinced she was wholly engaged in her own journey.

Going back to the time when I initially watched this film’s first trailer, I had a bad feeling about how this experience would go, but I was hoping to be wrong. Much like one particularly political intro to a 2016 episode of “The Simpsons,” I must say, “being right sucks.” There is a line from that trailer that made me nearly facepalm. Specifically, when Supergirl has a bunch of guns pointed at her, and she says to everyone holding said guns, “This is not going to end well – for you guys.” She sounds like a stand-up comedian dealing with a heckler, but she is turning her gears way too hard as she hopes to come up with a clever comeback, all the while she has nothing in the tank so she gives a response that makes said comedian go, “better than nothing.”

In fact, speaking of firsts, this script just so happens to be a first. The screenplay is written by Ana Nogueira, who has previous writing credits in theatrical productions and a short film, but “Supergirl” is her first feature-length script. You have to get your start somewhere, but I am not convinced that doing a second film in a cinematic universe featuring well-known comic book characters is the best way to get your feet wet. However, I do think it is smart to have a woman write the screenplay. I think a female perspective would enhance a project like this one. That said, I wish the screenplay had more to write home about and did not make me want to snooze. There is not a single character in the lineup that I found compelling, even if their respective performers are showing signs of effort.

If there is one thing I think DC has done better than Marvel, it is prioritizing female leads in their own films. We saw it in the DCEU with “Wonder Woman,” and with the current DCU, it only took two movies to make such a reality happen. Granted, we also live in a market that over time has likely become more noticeably open for female-led superhero movies. Plus, as general concepts, Supergirl and Wonder Woman have greater longevity than say Captain Marvel or Black Widow. I highly doubt that “Supergirl” is the second film simply because a woman is the lead. Though if this universe began in 2008 like the MCU did, chances are the world might not have been ready for a female-led superhero film following the failures of Marvel’s “Elektra” and DC’s “Catwoman,” at least from a financial point of view.

This is the second film in the DCU, so the timeline is still young. It is not easy to know where things will go from here. There’s “Clayface,” which sounds promising. Another “Superman” project is on the way. Also, just because this one project was a dud does not mean I am not looking forward to those other two. Sure, maybe my overall optimism about this timeline is lower than it was previously, but I am still onboard. In fact, for all I know, this universe could still turn out better than the previous one. We still have not gotten a deep dive into characters like Batman and Wonder Woman. Those characters are arguably more important to the overall state of DC than Supergirl. If those characters are featured in projects that are not up to a certain standard, then maybe an instant reboot may be necessary. The same can be said if future projects, regardless of the character, happen to showcase the same level of mediocrity that “Supergirl” did.

Also, going back to what I said about this film’s soundtrack, this film has one of the weirdest song placements I remember hearing in any movie ever. Towards the film’s end, there is a big action scene, the picture morphs into slo-mo, and in the background, Jimmy Eat World’s song “The Middle” starts playing. This is a great song. I love this song. I used to work at a Staples location, and this song would play constantly during my shifts. It was one of the highlights of my time there. Too bad they ended up playing a soft, quiet, cover version of it. For all I know, maybe there was a reason why they could not use the original song, but this cover version was not a good fit. Speaking of things that are not good fits, this movie was not exactly a good fit for my schedule. There is a list of more worthwhile things I could have done with my time. Watching this movie kept me from doing those things. Time is too valuable to waste on bad movies. I do not recommend watching this one.

In fact, to my surprise, I think I had a better experience watching the 1984 “Supergirl” movie starring Helen Slater. Sure, it looks dated at times, the villain is a bit over the top, the special effects are laughable, and some of the dialogue is plain awful. But there was a sense of wonder to be had with that film. The score is brilliant, the cinematography is sometimes beautiful, and even if her journey sometimes made for a questionable watch, I liked seeing Supergirl develop as a character. Is the movie flawed? Unquestionably. But it didn’t make me want to fall asleep unlike this 2026 counterpart.

In the end, “Supergirl” is a disappointment. Not only because this is simply a bad movie by itself, but because this sets a bad vibe for the DCU as a whole. Again, this is only the second film, so maybe this will wind up being the one bad movie in the entire run. Perhaps “Clayface” or the next “Superman” installment will change everything. But is this movie as super as its title suggests? Not really. This film lacks color, personality, and fun. I go to a big budget comic book movie with flashy heroes expecting to at the very least have fun. When these kinds of films lack fun, then what is the point of watching it? This wound up being one of the biggest bores of the year, sadly. I am glad to see Jason Momoa finally got to play Lobo, and maybe he will get to play the character again. Although I wish said character had a better start. Milly Alcock tries as the lead, but she is not given decent material to work with. If you want to watch a great DC film, just go watch “Superman.” If you want to watch a solid Craig Gillespie film, go back and watch “Dumb Money.” Avoid “Supergirl” if you can. I am going to give “Supergirl” a 2/10.

“Supergirl” is now playing in theaters everywhere. Tickets are available now.

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