WARNING: The following post is over 12,000 words long. If you have a dinner reservation, cancel it now. If you have a family gathering, put it on hold. If you are tasked with saving the universe, be safe, but be sure to read this for your entertainment. Now enjoy the 5th Annual Jack Awards, formerly known as the Jackoff Awards.

Hello and welcome to the 5^th Annual Jack Awards! 5 out of 5 awards show experts agree, awards shows are way too long. I am here to solve this problem by almost cutting its name in half. Hope it works! The Jack Awards used to be called The Jackoff Awards, and how did I come up with the name? Well, it won a Twitter poll. True story. I spoke for the people for four years, and now it is my turn. Literally. It’s Jack time! 

Fun fact, last year’s show, the 4^th Annual Jackoff awards, was held the same day as the Oscars, where Will Smith slapped Chris Rock onstage while the latter was doing a comedy bit. Neither Smith or Rock are affiliated with today’s show, but I guarantee you, it is gonna SLAP. We’ve got a great show for you today filled with awards, comedy, and per usual, no special guests. Several films that have released over the past year have been nominated, ten of which are being recognized for the coveted Best Picture! 

Here is how the show works! Each category will feature five nominees. Categories may be technical, like Best Sound Editing. On-screen oriented, like Best Supporting Actor. Detail oriented, like Best Costume Design. All these categories will be presented one by one, and the winner will be decided by yours truly. These categories all lead up to the final category, Best Picture! This category, which features 10 nominees, is not decided by me, as I have already listed my top films of the year. The votes have been tallied based on the perception of the public. I sent out a poll which ran for two weeks. I asked, and you answered! Your favorite movie of the year could win it all! As for other rules, all the films that qualify for this year’s show must have received a theatrical release in the United States. Therefore, films like “Prey,” “Deep Water,” and “Moonshot,” regardless of quality, do not qualify for the 5^th Annual Jack Awards. 

Let’s start the show! And we are going to do it the same way we always do, with a little monologue! It is time for “Jack Drees Tells Jokes to Nobody in Order to Please Himself!” I am going to state some facts about this year in film, and since there is no audience, there shall be no laughs. You know, unless you use your imagination, which Hollywood, are you listening? Use your imagination these days! Either way, 2022 is another great year for film, and I am glad to see more movies being released theatrically. Overall, a nice, solid year. Unless you are vomiting after going through a ton of multiverses, trapped inside an everything bagel, punched in the air by Black Adam, ran over by an F-18, or for some reason, happen to be canceled by Warner Brothers. 

COVID-19, whether you continue to think about it or not, has not gone away. In fact, now that it is 2023, it must be time to start season 4. What will happen this year? Who knows? Who cares? Is “Tiger King” coming back? I don’t wanna know.

Speaking of COVID-19, one of the virus’s biggest victims regarding movies, specifically “Top Gun: Maverick,” which had been postponed multiple times, finally came out. The wait is over, after like sixty billion years. Paramount wanted to release it earlier but Tom Cruise kept telling them to avoid the danger zone!

“Top Gun: Maverick” was highly successful at the box office this year, becoming the second film of the pandemic era to make $1 billion at the box office. That’s just plane crazy.

Fun fact, before “Top Gun: Maverick,” Tom Cruise, who has been acting since the early 1980s never performed in a billion-dollar film. Not even one of the “Mission: Impossible” installments joined the billion-dollar club. Looks like it only took four or so decades to show Tom Cruise the money.

The Jacks is doing its fifth ceremony today, and one of its trademarks is that for the past five years, we still had no celebrity guests. This is a matter concerning time, money, and the fact that I, Jack Drees, have a problem of desperately needing attention. It’s the story of my life.

Speaking of awards shows, audiences often complain about award shows like the Golden Globes because according to them, it is basically the Hollywood elite patting themselves on the back. So the Hollywood elite at NBC decided it would be fun to cancel this year’s Golden Globes broadcast, only to have the Hollywood Elite see it entirely in-person for themselves. 

It’s true, for the first time in years, the Golden Globes did not air its 2022 ceremony on live television. This is partially due to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, the organization that runs the Golden Globes, historically not having black members onboard. Some of the winners of the 2022 ceremony include the movie “Dune,” the series “Succession,” and seventy thousand other films and television shows you didn’t watch the year prior. 

On Saturday, September 3^rd, movie theaters and fans alike celebrated National Cinema Day. To mark the occasion, many movie theaters including those in chains like AMC, Regal, and Cinemark for instance sold tickets for $3. And if you snuck in the back on September 3^rd, you get the ultimate discount! 

Speaking of big movie theater chains, Cineworld, a British cinema chain that owns the U.S.-based Regal, officially filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. Nicole Kidman says she is heartbroken, but she responded while watching a movie at AMC, so I imagine it felt good in a place like that.

“Lightyear” released this year! “Lightyear” is the “Toy Story” spinoff that explores what would happen if Andy had found out about Buzz Lightyear through a science fiction movie. The answer, go to Toys R Us, point at a Buzz Lightyear toy, and throw an endless tantrum until he finally gets what he wants. You know, normal kid stuff.

This is the first Pixar movie since theatres reopened in the United States to have an exclusive theatrical release. The last time a Pixar movie was in theatres, I remember some guy named Woody telling another guy in a hat that this town ain’t big enough for the both of them.

Speaking of Pixar, “Turning Red,” nominated for Best Animated Feature and Best Picture, released this year on Disney+ and in select theatres. “Turning Red” is about a young girl named Mei who becomes a red panda whenever she experiences any strong emotion. Otherwise known as… the most dangerous setup for a YouTube reaction channel ever.

Marvel Studios produced three theatrical films this year including “Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness,” “Thor: Love and Thunder,” and “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.” It has been another epic year for post-credit scene enthusiasts.

Sam Raimi directed the Best Visual Effects-nominated “Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness,” making this the 4^th Marvel-based film he ever directed. Because if Hollywood is known for anything over the past few years, it’s trying new things. 

Sam Raimi has had a long and prestigious career as a horror director in addition to helming the Tobey Maguire-starring “Spider-Man” movies. Sam Raimi did the impossible! He made THREE movies with “Spider” in the title that literally had no scares! 

“Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” is being represented today with three nominations! The film is also one of the biggest box office hits of the year. I can see why. I admire Kevin Feige and Ryan Coogler for following in the footsteps of James Cameron and putting more blue people in the story. 

Speaking of which, “Avatar: The Way of Water,” the first “Avatar” sequel, is nominated for three awards today. The long-awaited follow up FINALLY released this year. Fans waited thirteen years for an “Avatar” sequel, meaning that the first movie probably needs braces. 

“Avatar: The Way of Water” is the only 2022 film to make over $2 billion at the box office. Other studios are already taking action. The inclusion of blue people equals an automatic success! Obviously! Paramount just announced seven Smurfs movies! 

Speaking of James Cameron, the classic movie “Titanic” starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet has officially turned 25 years old! Therefore, Leonardo DiCaprio decided it would be best to break up with it. 

On the topic of iconic directors, Steven Spielberg released a movie this year! That’s right! He released “The Fabelmans!” Nominated for 5 Jacks, the film is about a young boy who aspires to turn his filmmaking passion into something bigger. It’s good to see Grampy Spielberg getting up and out of the house again! 

Much like Kenneth Branagh’s “Belfast,” which was honored during the previous ceremony, “The Fabelmans” is a coming-of-age story loosely based on Steven Spielberg’s childhood. Yes, I was really excited to learn that “E.T.” was inspired by that one time Spielberg flew by the moon. 

There are a lot of movies that were released this year that celebrate filmmaking and allow Hollywood to pat themselves on the backs. “The Fabelmans,” “Babylon,” “Nope,” even “Clerks III.” You know what they should do in 2023? Make follow-ups to all these movies and celebrate the eternity of sequels we’ve gotten over the years! “Clerks IV: Give Us More Money for the Fifth One.” 

This evening’s frontrunner, “Everything Everywhere All at Once,” has been nominated for a record-breaking 16 Jack Awards! This beats last year’s “West Side Story,” nominated for 11 awards, to become the most nominated film in this show’s history. I imagine a lot of people are very happy about this. The only people who are probably not happy are some folks who work for the IRS. 

Of the many nominations “Everything Everywhere All at Once” has received for today’s ceremony, a good number of them are for acting. Michelle Yeoh was nominated for Best Actress. Jamie Lee Curtis was nominated for Best Supporting Actress. Stephanie Hsu was also nominated for Best Supporting Actress. And Ke Huy Quan was nominated for Best Supporting Actor. This movie has so many terrific performances that I almost gave the Google Eyes their own category. I’m calling it the “The Blink You’ll Miss It Performance of the Year.” 

Earlier this year, “The Batman” released in theaters! “The Batman” is nominated for 4 awards today! The movie is rated PG-13, so unfortunately, Bruce Wayne cannot see it.

Last summer, San Diego Comic-Con had its first in-person event since the beginning of the pandemic. For the first time in three years, fans got to experience the quintessential foundation of Comic-Con, waiting in long lines. 

Many exciting announcements came from this year’s Comic-Con, like the confirmation that Marvel Studios will continue to bring forth its Multiverse Saga, which will conclude with two “Avengers” films in 2025. Meanwhile, James Cameron announced that “Avatar 3” will be hitting theatres in 2099. 

For the first time since the start of the COVID era, D23, Disney’s large convention where announcements are given on Disney, Pixar, Marvel, and other related projects, was held in Anaheim, California. This year’s event was sponsored by Visa. VISA: The perfect way to forget that you bought a subscription for ESPN+. 

Here’s a fun fact. Speaking of Disney, I went to Disneyland for the first time this year. Now, I have been to Disney World a couple times in my life, but this is the first time I went to Disneyland. And I thought the Internet needed something new, something fresh. After all these years, they are getting an entitled vlogger who paid over a couple hundred bucks to wait in long lines. Finally! So, on Friday, September 9^th, I left my hotel in West Hollywood, went to Anaheim, and entered a place where the impossible happened. There was a giant mouse in sight, and not one human being tried to poison it. Here is my first time at Disneyland.

I will be real with you. I had a great time at Disneyland and if I had the opportunity to go back, I might as well take it. And speaking of great times, it is a great time to honor the movies of 2022, and we are going to do that by introducing the first category of the ceremony, Best Animated Feature. To help me do that, please welcome my first celebrity guest!

*cue jazzy music*

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Ha, I fooled ya! You’re stuck with me!

Since the 2nd iteration of the Jack Awards, Best Animated Feature has always been presented first. Past recipients of this award include “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse,” “How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World,” and “Over the Moon” just to name a few. Who will join the ranks this year? The latest DreamWorks spinoff? A shell-shocking ride? A tale of teenage bros? A Japanese fantasy novel adaptation? Or a 2000s-set coming of age story? Here are the nominees for Best Animated Feature.

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE:

• The Deer King – Masashi Ando, Masayuki Miyaji, Keiko Matsushita
• Goodbye, Don Glees! – Atsuko Ishizuka, Kenji Nakamoto, Sho Tanaka
• Marcel the Shell with Shoes On – Dean Fleischer Camp, Elisabeth Holm, Andrew Goldman, Caroline Kaplan, Paul Mezey
• Puss in Boots: The Last Wish – Joel Crawford, Mark Swift
• Turning Red – Domee Shi, Lindsey Collins

And the Jack goes to…

Dean Fleischer Camp, Elisabeth Holm, Andrew Goldman, Caroline Kaplan, and Paul Mezey for “Marcel the Shell with Shoes On!”

The animation medium has had various highs in 2022. Three movies from said medium made my top 10 of the year, including “Marcel the Shell.” “Marcel the Shell” is a movie that stuck with me because in addition to being intricately designed and realized, it is maybe the most adorable movie I have seen in a long time. If a Studio Ghibli title had a baby with the mockumentary genre, you might get “Marcel the Shell.” Of the movies listed, this is the only film of the bunch that has been done in stop motion. The others are either done with traditional 2D or 3D animation. Cinematically, “Marcel the Shell with Shoes On” is one of this year’s most minimalistic films. Compared to other nominees like “Puss in Boots: The Last Wish,” it is quiet and tiny. But it is also mighty in its execution. With some of the year’s most heartwarming and hilarious moments, “Marcel the Shell with Shoes On” is a must see, and a definite recommend for a movie night, especially with family.

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If that is the case, then these next five movies are some of the most gorgeous of 2022. In an era dominated by effects-heavy films, these are the ones that stand out. Here are the nominees for Best Visual Effects.

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

• The Adam Project
• Avatar: The Way of Water
• Brahmastra: Part One – Shiva
• Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
• Everything Everywhere All at Once

And the Jack goes to…

“Avatar: The Way of Water!”

In 2009, the world was marveled by James Cameron’s latest creation. 13 years later, that creation finally has a sequel, and it might just look even better than its counterpart. The motion capture in “Avatar: The Way of Water” is some of the finest that has ever been put to screen. The underwater scenes are eye-popping and jaw-dropping. “Avatar: The Way of Water” is a film that is best experienced on the biggest screen you can find. It is worth the extra bucks for IMAX, Dolby, 3D, you name it. And part of the reason is because like James Cameron’s other films, “Avatar: The Way of Water” is easy on the eyes. Pandora may not be a real place, but there were times where I felt like I was one with it. There were times I where I felt like I was floating by whales, flying through the air, and rushing through the jungle. “Avatar: The Way of Water” is as stunning as it is massive.

That is two awards down, and we have several more to go. But before we get to those, it is time to introduce one of the nominees for Best Picture. We will introduce the film and play a trailer that goes along with it. There are ten Best Picture nominees today, and this is the first one.

Our first Best Picture is the latest spinoff and sequel set in the “Shrek” universe. Starring Antonio Banderas as a fearless hero who gets caught up in his own obsession of pushing the boundaries of his safety, he needs to find a way to live his best life before he dies his ninth and final death. Packed with comedy, adventure, and tons of fun, this film truly is the cat’s meow. With stunning animation that blends elements of 2D and 3D, this film is a feast for the eyes. But this film is not all spectacle, as its story brings an important lesson about appreciating the life you have, while also serving as a reminder to avoid throwing that life away. Nominated for 2 Jack Awards, this is “Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.”

It is time for the first acting categories of the night, Best Supporting Actor and Best Supporting Actress. Help is needed every day. Whether it means help from an assistant, a medical professional, a parent, a mentor, a teacher. The concept of help spans far and wide. In the film industry, help, or in this case, support, is a constant need, and some of it is fulfilled with these performances. Here are the nominees for Best Supporting Actor.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

• Brad Pitt – Babylon
• Brendan Gleeson – The Banshees of Inisherin
• Ethan Hawke – The Black Phone
• Michael Ward – Empire of Light
• Ke Huy Quan – Everything Everywhere All at Once

And the award goes to…

Ke Huy Quan for “Everything Everywhere All at Once!”

I think it is safe to say… EVERYBODY loves Waymond. In this short round of time, “Everything Everywhere All at Once” has racked up its first win of the day! The film was nominated in almost every category today, including the recently presented Best Visual Effects. So while it will not have a clean sweep, it should come close to nearly putting everything on a bagel. Ke Huy Quan’s outing in this film is not only a great performance on its own, but it is supplemented with the amazing notion that he has not been a part of this industry for several years. He took a break, sat around, and made a Tom Brady Super Bowl-style comeback for the ages! Ke Huy Quan, much like several other stars in “Everything Everywhere All at Once,” were given a complicated task. Because they not only had to play a layered character, but they had to differentiate their interpretations from scene to scene, one moment to the next. Quan makes his transititons from one universe to the next look easy. He brings a lot to the table between his energy, his dramatic chops, and an occasional funny line. He is the whole package. Here is a clip of Ke Huy Quan in “Everything Everywhere All at Once.”

And now, here are the nominees for Best Supporting Actress.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

• Kerry Condon – The Banshees of Inisherin
• Angela Bassett – Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
• Jamie Lee Curtis – Everything Everywhere All at Once
• Stephanie Hsu – Everything Everywhere All at Once
• Brittany Snow – X

And the Jack goes to…

Stephanie Hsu for “Everything Everywhere All at Once!”

What a tough category! What a lineup! All of these performances are deserving of recognition! But at the end of the day, I had to choose one. “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is two for two on supporting actor categories, with Stephanie Hsu taking the latter! Much like Waymond, played by Ke Huy Quan, Stephanie Hsu’s Joy is an incredibly complex individual. At one moment, she is as innocent as can be. In another, she is an evil mastermind. Hsu is given everything all at once to do and she does it to a T. The fact that Hsu is able to provide a couple unique, but still believably connected performances, makes her completely admirable. What makes “Everything Everywhere All at Once” work so well is that the varied versions of the characters of different universes are not only unalike based on what the audience is told, but shown. Whether it is through a costume, an action, or the way a character talks. It is difficult to say this is more evident than whenever Joy, or Jobu Topaki, is on screen. Hsu gives a portrayal for the ages and brings EVERYTHING to the table. Here is a clip of Stephanie Hsu in “Everything Everywhere All at Once.”

Our second Best Picture is an animated feature which was released in select theatres and on Disney+. The film follows Meilin Lee, a young girl with an expressive personality. This film serves as a metaphor for human development in addition to being an excellent representation towards a divide a parent and child might have as the child grows up. This 3D animated coming of age story set in the 2000s has a modern-looking polish that also takes inspiration from Japanese anime, and the results are quite pleasing. The style is dynamic, the characters are beautifully energetic, and there is not a moment where boredom seems inevitable. Nominated for 2 Jack awards, this is “Turning Red.”

It is time to move onto the sound categories. This year is the same as every other. We will be starting with sound editing and finishing with sound mixing. The reason is the same as always. E comes before M, therefore editing comes before mixing. If you have experienced this show before, you know the rules. These movies have some of the most exhilarating effects for the ears. Here are the nominees for Best Sound Editing.

BEST SOUND EDITING

• Avatar: The Way of Water 
• The Batman
• Devotion 
• Everything Everywhere All at Once
• Top Gun: Maverick

And the Jack goes to…

“Top Gun: Maverick!”

Few movies since COVID-19 started have had people coming to it in droves like “Top Gun: Maverick,” and if the box office, the reviews, the audience reactions show anything, it is that this is a movie that was MADE for the theater experience. And part of that has to do with the film’s sound effects. No effect compelled my ears more than anytime a plane was either set to take off or already flying through the air. The original “Top Gun” is a notable movie and a favorite among some, but this sequel surpasses its predecessor from a technical perspective. “Top Gun: Maverick” delivers the big guns on its effects and that is a small part of what makes the movie such a thrilling, captivating, and immersive theatrical experience, and one that can also be enjoyed on a home theater system as well. Congrats!

Now, you think you are seeing double, think again. For the first time in Jack Awards history, Sound Editing and Sound Mixing have the exact same nominees. Will they have the same winner? That is for fate to decide. These are the movies that are so nice, we had to nominate them in sound categories twice. Here are the nominees for Best Sound Mixing.

BEST SOUND MIXING

• Avatar: The Way of Water 
• The Batman
• Devotion 
• Everything Everywhere All at Once
• Top Gun: Maverick

And the award goes to…

“Top Gun: Maverick!”

Speaking of so nice we had to do it twice, “Top Gun: Maverick” wins again! It has taken BOTH sound categories! While many movies over the past few years have tried to get people back in the cinema to varying results, few have said “welcome back” like “Top Gun: Maverick” did. This is best showcased in the film’s opening scene, which is reminiscent of its original counterpart. Planes have NEVER sounded as attention-grabbing as they have in this scene. Then the rest of the movie happened. And these planes are loud, but they never felt damaging to the ears. If anything, they felt like a drug. They were mixed so perfectly that they hit a sweet spot. It is sound so loud, and yet, not to the point where I felt like I was going to lose my sense of hearing by the time the film was over. This film took me to the danger zone and back, and therefore, it is no surprise, that it takes home both sound categories. Congratulations to “Top Gun: Maverick!”

Our third Best Picture is what happens when a simple concept has monumental execution. The concept, which showcases the divide and splitting up of two friends, has never been so amusingly funny and hypnotizingly dramatic. Reuniting director Martin McDonaugh and stars Colin Farrell alongside Brendan Gleeson, this film was a recipe for success based on its talent. But talent is not all this movie has. There is a compelling narrative where every character has a moment to shine. Gorgeous locations that are immersively placed on camera. And some of the most hysterical writing that has been delivered in any project made for the screen in 2022. Nominated for 6 Jack awards, this is “The Banshees of Inisherin.”

They say that no film is perfect. And they’re right. Even some of the greatest films of all time have their imperfections. The shark in “Jaws” looks fake. “La La Land” presents a much more happy go lucky interpretation of Los Angeles traffic. And there are no celebrities fighting each other in “Star Wars!” No movie is perfect, including some of the films that have been nominated for the 5^th Annual Jack Awards. That is, until now. Yours truly took some of this year’s films and decided to make them even better, even if it is just by a smidge. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the 5^th edition of Film Improvements.

It is time for the design categories! Starting with costume design. The costumes of a film are especially important to the production. For one thing, they keep everyone on set from being naked. That is always important. Another thing to consider is that they emit a flair for someone on screen. A vibe. A fashion sense. An identity. When it comes to these identities, these are some of the most intricate factors to forming said identity throughout the past year of cinema. Whether it is an alter ego, or an open form of self-expression. Here are the nominees for Best Costume Design.

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

• Babylon – Mary Zophres
• Black Panther: Wakanda Forever – Ruth E. Carter
• Everything Everywhere All at Once – Shirley Kurata
• Pearl – Malgosia Turzanska
• See How They Run – Odile Dicks-Mireaux

And the Jack goes to…

Mary Zophres for “Babylon!”

Another tough category! I was going back and forth on this one! “Babylon” is a film that celebrates the film industry and Hollywood. And for the three hours of this celebration, I got to see a large cast, all of which were intricately dressed with one unique outfit after the next. The film is set in the era where filmmakers were transitioning from silent films to talkies, and I can say these outfits have spoken for themselves! Whether it is formal wear, a Knight outfit, or a revealing dress, this movie is not short on the options of wearables. What helps in this film’s case is that all of these options are done masterfully. Some people might say the three hour runtime for “Babylon” is too long. I can only imagine how long it took for some of these outfits to be conceptualized, crafted, and finalized. The results are fantastic, and it aids this equally fantastic film.

And now, onto the Production Design category. The Production Designer is responsible for the overall look of the film’s sets and background. If I cannot believe their work is real, then I cannot believe that the film feels real. Thankfully, these five have provided some unreal results, allowing them to receive a nomination today. Here are the nominees for Best Production Design.

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

• Babylon – Florencia Martin
• Elvis – Catherine Martin, Karen Murphy
• Everything Everywhere All at Once – Jason Kisvarday
• The Fabelmans – Rick Carter
• See How They Run – Amanda McArthur

And the Jack goes to…

Florencia Martin for “Babylon!”

“Babylon” is by far one of the year’s most extravagant films. It is packed to the brim in every way. It is three hours long. There are a ton of characters. And the sets are some of the most detailed of any film to have come out in 2022. Every shot feels like a trip into a painting. One moment, I am at a party. In another, I am on a movie set. In another, I am at someone’s house. Not once did I feel like I was in 2022. I felt like I was taken back to an era before I was born. That is the best compliment I can give this movie. Especially given how the film was set in 1926. A lot of these films are nominated because of how they can take me back to a particular time in history, but “Babylon” did so better than any other. Florencia Martin, congratulations!

Our fourth Best Picture is for one of the funniest, wildest, craziest movies of 2022. The film makes fun of everyone from the food service industry to critics to entertainers to other artists of various kinds. It is a story that shows how creators will do anything to make themselves feel fulfilled, but also serve the needs and desires of others. This film is more than a dig on the rich and entitled. It is a suspenseful, thrilling, unpredictable ride full of twists and turns where the heartbeat skipping and knee slapping never end. With a stacked cast including Anya Taylor-Joy, Nicholas Hoult, and Ralph Fiennes to name a few, it is a feast of a movie fit for a king. Nominated for 3 Jack awards, this is “The Menu.”

Every year, the Jack Awards gives out two Lifetime Achievement Awards. One for someone who is alive, and one for someone who had ended up passing away the previous year. Per usual, we will start by honoring the individual who is still with us. This is the Roger Deakins Award.

The Roger Deakins Award is given to an individual who has continuously made their mark on cinema and the industry throughout the course of their life. For this year, we will be honoring someone who has developed a reputation as an iconic and talented actor. Born in 1952, his first role was as Fred in the television movie “The Face of Rage.” The film originally aired on ABC in 1983. This was not the actor’s only television experience, as he would go on to star in one of the most iconic shows of the late 20th century, “Roseanne.” He even returned for the 2018 reboot and its spinoff show, “The Connors,” the latter of which continues to air on ABC today. Speaking of television, he has hosted “Saturday Night Live” 13 times. A couple people who ended up hosting more times than him include Steve Martin, who hosted 16 times, and Alec Baldwin, who hosted 17 times. But he is not just a star on television, as he has had quite a history on the big screen. From comedies like “Revenge of the Nerds” and “Blues Brothers 2000.” To dramas like “The Artist” and “Flight.” To thrillers like “10 Cloverfield Lane” and “Argo.” To action blockbusters like “Transformers: Age of Extinction” and “Kong: Skull Island.” The man does it all. He has even had a history of animation voiceovers. His voice can be heard each year around the holiday season as Frosty the Snowman on “Frosty Returns.” He has also appeared in Pixar films like “Up” and “Monsters, Inc.,” Disney proper fare like “The Emperor’s New Groove” and “The Princess and the Frog,” and even films like “Bee Movie” and “Speed Racer.” His voice is everywhere. He is everywhere. Arguably his most well-known movie role is Walter Sobchak from “The Big Lebowski,” one of his few collaborations with the Coen Brothers. In addition to “The Big Lebowski” becoming a cult classic, the actor behind this character is responsible for delivering one of the most iconic edited for TV lines in the history of cinema. “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.” I will let you figure out what that means. His work has led to a Golden Globe win, in addition to four other nominations. If you think that is impressive, his work also led to a Primetime Emmy win, in addition to nine other nominations. Ladies and gentlemen, this year’s recipient of the Roger Deakins Award is none other than John Goodman!

John Goodman has the talent of a superstar and the range of a chameleon. Truly an actor’s actor. Whether it is on the big or small screen, there is no denying his ability to captivate and entertain an audience. I am sure the world is looking forward to whatever else Goodman has in store to add to his already stacked library of content. Congratulations!

For those of you who have followed Scene Before or have known me for some time, you would know that I am an advocate for physical media. I have always been a physical media junkie. I go out every Tuesday to stores like Best Buy, Target, and Walmart just to pick up new titles that drop for the week. This past February, a new store opened in Biddeford, Maine, about an hour from where I live, and I decided to check it out for myself. This is part of a chain called Bull Moose, whose stores I have been to in the past, but on Saturday, February 11^th, the location of interest had a grand opening, so I thought I would investigate. Here is my first visit.

Our fifth Best Picture is the most nominated film in Jack awards history. Starring Michelle Yeoh, Ke Huy Quan, and Stephanie Hsu, these three portray a family of characters that display a sense of universality in this film’s multiversal story. This movie takes the multiverse concept and creates a story out of it that is difficult to imagine as to how it could ever be topped. With a multitude of outlandish, freaky, never before seen concepts, the only thing bigger than this movie’s count of characters and universes are the imaginations of its directors, Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert. These two have delivered a one-of-a-kind film that showcases what cinema is all about. Big, bold, imaginative, fresh ideas brought in front of an audience to deliver every emotion ever conceived. The film is a lot of things at once, literally, but it is at its core, a family drama with compelling characters who must navigate various obstacles. Nominated for a record-setting, multiverse-shattering 16 Jack awards, this is “Everything Everywhere All at Once.”

Movies and music go together like bread and better. Whether it was through the silent era where music would be played live at the theater, or through modern times where there would be a pre-recorded score. Regardless of the setting, movies have continued to provide emotional value through its extravagant compositions, various themes, and terrific tunes. These five are the most memorable musical supplements of 2022 cinema. Here are the nominees for Best Original Score.

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

• Babylon – Justin Hurwitz
• The Batman – Michael Giacchino
• Nope – Michael Abels
• Pearl – Tyler Bates, Tim Williams
• Smile – Cristobal Tapia de Veer

And the award goes to…

Justin Hurwitz for “Babylon!”

This is Justin Hurwitz’s second Jack nomination and first win! His first nomination was in 2019 for “First Man.” It has become clear that Damien Chazelle movies and jazz are a match made in Heaven, and “Babylon,” alongside its banger score, is a testament to that. “Babylon” features a couple hours of Justin Hurwitz’s music, and not even for a second, does it get old. It makes you tap your feet, bang your head, and smile! Out of all of this year’s repeated themes, Hurwitz’s work in “Babylon” is by far some of the most memorable. As mentioned in the Production Design category, “Babylon” is a film that easily transports its viewers, such as myself, back to another era. While jazz continues to be a banger genre in these times, the music in “Babylon” provides for a transportive experience. It is magic for the ears and the brain. If you would like to know what I mean, here is a taste of some of the score.

The next category goes out to the laborers of the body. Specifically through polishing, cutting, styling, and other forms of making on-screen talent sparkle and shine in their designated role. These five movies have stylists who are dedicated to their craft, therefore allowing the talent they work with to be as dedicated to theirs. Here are the nominees for Best Makeup & Hairstyling.

BEST MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING 

• Babylon – Heba Thorisdottir, Jamie Lee McIntosh
• The Batman – Michael Marino, Naomi Donne
• Elvis – Jason Baird, Mark Coulier, Louise Coulston, Shane Thomas
• Everything Everywhere All at Once – Michelle Chung, Anissa Salazar
• X – Sarah Rubano

And the award goes to…

Jason Baird, Mark Coulier, Louise Coulston, and Shane Thomas for “Elvis!”

If you have read my review for “Elvis” this year, you would know that there are certain things I have to say about the film as a “movie.” But as a production, there is no denying its glitz and glamour. Some of this year’s finest makeup work has gone to the likes of Austin Butler and Tom Hanks, Elvis and Tom Parker respectively. If you look around in life, you are likely to find several Elvis Presley impersonators, and Austin Butler could have looked like yet another one of them, but in the case of this film, he is Elvis. He is as the movie title says he is. He looks like he belongs within his time and as if he brought the long-hailed artist back from the dead. While Tom Hanks certainly has his distinct, recognizable face in this film, there are several scenes in this film where he has a look, both on his face and the rest of his body, that harkens away from the perhaps stereotypical America’s dad look he has rocked for so many years. Congrats to “Elvis!”

Our sixth Best Picture is a lovely charmer of a flick based on a web series. Jenny Slate has had a productive year between “Bob’s Burgers,” its theatrically released film, “Everything Everywhere All at Once,” and “Big Mouth” for example. Slate’s most prominent role this year, however, may be as a shell that shocked the world. One small, tiny creature was able to emit such enormous adorableness. When you meet this shell for the first time, you will fall in love and see the world in a whole new way. There are movies that are larger than life to the point that they’re exciting. But there are also movies like this that are so miniscule, so small, that yet the imaginative power behind them is evidently giant. Nominated for 3 Jack awards, this is “Marcel the Shell with Shoes On.”

Some movies start with a flashback. Some start with a flash forward. Some start somewhere in the middle. Where a movie starts is dependent on what the story requires. But there is a place where all of these movies start. An idea. That idea, eventually becomes a screenplay. That screenplay, eventually becomes a production. That production, eventually becomes history. These next two categories celebrate a series of ideas that started off somewhere in time and eventually went on their way to becoming timeless. And we will start this segment by listing the nominees for Best Original Screenplay.

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

• The Banshees of Inisherin – Martin McDonagh
• Barbarian – Zach Cregger
• Everything Everywhere All at Once – Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert
• The Fabelmans – Steven Spielberg, Tony Kushner
• The Menu – Seth Reiss, Will Tracy

And the Jack goes to…

Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert for “Everything Everywhere All at Once!”

In this great, vast multiverse, few ideas are as lively and vivid as this one. “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is a goldmine of a movie because despite its complicated nature, it is palatable, easy to grasp once you get the hang of it, and full to the brim with entertainment. They say not to judge a book by its cover, but “Everything Everywhere All at Once” may make an argument to bend that rule. This movie has… Quite literally everything you could want in it. It travels across various universes. There’s comedy. There’s drama. There’s action. There’s scares. There’s family turmoil. There’s hot dog fingers! There’s everything bagels! Is it too much?! Absolutely not! The beauty of “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is that at the center of all of these shenanigans going on, the most important thing happening is perhaps the fate of Evelyn as to whether or not she can steady her relationship with the IRS. It is a simple concept blown to an attractive, tasty proportion. It is a seamless, yet crazy ride. “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is the Best Original Screenplay of 2022.

Now onto the Best Adapted Screenplay category, where we celebrate five of the best borrowed and adjusted ideas of the year. Here are the nominees.

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

• Emergency – KD Dávila
• Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery – Rian Johnson
• Marcel the Shell with Shoes On – Dean Fleischer-Camp, Jenny Slate, Nick Paley
• Pearl – Ti West, Mia Goth
• Smile – Parker Finn

And the Jack goes to…

Ti West and Mia Goth for “Pearl!”

“Pearl” is part of a unique, lovable, attractive franchise. Yes, you read that right, franchise. Unless you follow horror or have been paying attention to this year’s cinematic calendar, some of you might not know what I am talking about. “Pearl” is a prequel to “X,” which started off as a story about people in the adult film industry whose time filming a movie goes sideways. “Pearl” takes a certain character and aspect of that movie and completely has a field day with it. The script for the film is a different animal entirely. This story, much like “X,” is about someone who wants to be a star. Although one notable difference is that “X” is about someone who is doing what they can to rise as a star. “Pearl” is about someone who wants to rise as a star, but has a hard time overcoming the obstacles to get there. Whether it is her family or self-esteem. Original ideas, “X” being an example, can sometimes beg questions as to whether it would be cool if the idea were taken further, perhaps in a sequel or spinoff. “X” a nifty idea that was excellently expanded with its own flair in “Pearl.” Although in addition to that, this movie was done this well at such a quick pace and a $1 million budget. If you think small, you can sometimes win big. Congratulations!

Our seventh Best Picture is a horror film that despite its happy go lucky title, can make you do lots of things that do not fall under its description. It can make you jitter, wince, maybe even scream. Led by Sosie Bacon, this film is about a psychiatrist who investigates an ongoing trend. One that may make people look as joyful as a party clown, but also as sinister as the Joker. During the investigation, she begins to see an unraveling of chaos in her life and around her social circles. Helmed by Parker Finn in his feature-length debut, this is the definition of a little movie that could. It is inspired by a short film he directed, “Laura Hasn’t Slept.” It was originally supposed to go straight to Paramount+, but based on an enthusiastic audience during test screenings, the film found its way into theaters, where it provided for one of the most chilling experiences of the year. Nominated for 3 Jack awards, this is “Smile.”

We are now moving onto Best Film Editing. An important aspect of any cinematic outing. Without editing, scenes and framing will not line up as smoothly. Without editing, audiences will be lost in the story’s pace and direction. Without editing, movies and stories will not be as seamless as one could hope. Whether it is through an L-cut, J-cut, cross dissolve, fade to white, fade to black, or even a long take, the edit is always important in conveying the story everyone involved set out to tell. We will now insert the nominees for Best Film Editing.

BEST FILM EDITING

• Barbarian – Joe Murphy
• Everything Everywhere All at Once – Paul Rogers
• The Fabelmans – Sarah Broshar, Michael Kahn
• Pearl – Ti West
• Top Gun: Maverick – Eddie Hamilton

And the Jack goes to…

Paul Rogers for “Everything Everywhere All at Once!”

Paul Rogers has sealed the fourth win for “Everything Everywhere All at Once!” That covers a quarter of the film’s 16 nominations. For the record, if this film wins two more Jacks, it will tie “Tenet” as the winningest film in the history of this show. And much like “Tenet,” “Everything Everywhere All at Once” has complications that are perhaps mostly evidenced through its edit. Between the multiple universes colliding with each other, Evelyn’s revelation scene two thirds of the way through, and how beautifully timed everything is with the musical score by Son Lux, “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is a well oiled machine of a movie. It is an adventure that truly has everything you could want and more. It goes for everything, and lands it. It is hard to find a faster, quicker paced movie from the past year than this one. “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is an edit that starts off like any other movie, and somewhere around the first act and beyond, forms a league of its own. It is exciting, thrilling, and emits an adrenaline rush. Congratulations to Paul Rogers!

Wayne Gretsky once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” Thankfully, these five movies honored today have a multitude of shots that go to 100%. Whether they were shot on film or digital, the missions of these films and their crews have been accomplished to the best of their abilities. The cinematographers nominated today aided in giving some of the most picturesque images that are either fantastically framed, wonderfully lit, or both. Here are the nominees for Best Cinematography.

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

• The Banshees of Inisherin – Ben Davis
• Empire of Light – Roger Deakins
• Everything Everywhere All at Once – Larkin Seiple
• Nope – Hoyte Van Hoytema
• Top Gun: Maverick – Claudio Miranda

And the Jack goes to…

Hoyte Van Hoytema for “Nope!”

Yep! You heard that right! “Nope” is the winner. And you might have been thinking between the aerial shots in “Top Gun: Maverick” and the multiversal shenanigans in “Everything Everywhere All at Once” as a couple examples, that “Nope” would not have a chance in this category. You might be shocked to know that “Nope” is the winner. Here is why “Nope” won. Not only does it offer stunning shots from start to finish, including some on IMAX film, making it one of the clearest movies of the year. But what seals “Nope” as the true victor is its night shots. I had no idea while watching “Nope” that a majority of the night shots were actually filmed during daytime. Not because they were done on a green screen or a StageCraft, but Hoyte Van Hoytema utilized an infrared version of the ARRI Alexa 65. This results in some of the most massive and attractive shots of the year, and it could set a new standard for how night shots are done. Much like “Babylon” and “The Fabelmans,” “Nope” is a story that honors people working in film. Part of the plot even involves getting the “money shot” of a UFO for everyone to see. This movie shows the money and more. Congratulations to Hoyte van Hoytema!

Our eighth Best Picture is a subversive, scary flick that is yet another great addition to this year’s collection of horror masterpieces. Written and directed by Zach Cregger, who also appears in the movie as Everett, this film is not the easiest to describe, but a thrill to watch. At its core, this story showcases what happens when strangers navigate themselves into each other’s lives through a house. Despite this film having a small cast, they find a way to deliver a huge oomph. Offering one of the most twisted, horrific, and unpredictable screenplays of 2022, this is a film that kicks off with intimidation and dials the craziness up to an 11 as the runtime progresses. Nominated for 3 Jack awards, this is “Barbarian.”

One of the biggest horror movies of the year is Paramount’s “Smile.” By the way the film is nominated for Best Original Score, Best Adapted Screenplay, and Best Picture today! The movie was very successful, it beat “Bros.” on its opening weekend and dominated the September 2022 slate. However, theoretically, the success of this movie has led to an unfortunate, unexpected problem. People are smiling way too much. We here at the Jack Awards are proud to present a solution to this ongoing problem.

Songs are more than just music. They can take us to places we would have never expected to go just in the whim of a note. Whether it is the flick of a piano, the sound of a voice, or the bang of a drum, songs often emit the best of our emotions, and often times, the emotions of those who create them. There are many ways to make your voice heard. Talking, whispering, shouting, even voting. But I think it can be universally agreed that singing may be one of the most awe-inspiring ways of all. These five songs inspired viewers, touched their emotions, and put them in the right place at the right time. Here are the nominees for Best Original Song.

BEST ORIGINAL SONG 

• Lift Me Up – Tems, Rihanna, Ryan Coogler, Ludwig Goransson (Black Panther: Wakanda Forever)
• Sunny Side Up Summer – Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith (The Bob’s Burgers Movie)
• Deva Deva – Arijit Singh, Jonita Gandhi, Pritam Chakraborty (Brahmastra: Part One – Shiva)
• This Is a Life – Ryan Lott, David Byrne, Mitski (Everything Everywhere All at Once)
• Hold My Hand – Lady Gaga, BloodPop (Top Gun: Maverick)

And the award goes to…

Lady Gaga and BloodPop for Hold My Hand, featured in “Top Gun: Maverick!”

First things first. In the official nominations post where I shared the list of potential winners in this category, I forgot to acknowledge BloodPop. We all make mistakes, I have acknowledged him now. Let’s hope this does not happen again. Second, congratulations to him and Lady Gaga for creating such an epic, memorable song that capped off “Top Gun: Maverick” with an absolute BANG! Between this song, “Danger Zone,” “Won’t Get Fooled Again,” and the epic score helmed by Lorne Balfe, “Top Gun: Maverick” has a killer track and this song culminates it like a boss. I have seen the film three times, and I have been moved by this song every time I watched it. It matches perfectly with the scenes with which it belongs, it has a rhythm that goes hard, and Lady Gaga’s recognizable and beastly voice sells the song even harder than it had to be sold. It is a perfect finale song that ends the story and it made me go, “Yeah, that was worth it.” “Top Gun: Maverick” is a movie that was worth watching in the theater, and I was thrilled with the two times I heard this song through 12 channel surround sound. Doing that, only made me more excited once I bought the movie and watched it at home. And if you think I am joking when I tell you this song goes hard, I might as well show you I am serious. Here is the official original song from “Top Gun: Maverick,” “Hold My Hand.”

And now we are down to the final five categories of the show. Starting with Best Director. The directors of these five films have taken us back in time, forward in time,, and everywhere in between. Whether their story was told in the confines of our universes, or within a made up environment, the end goal for each of these filmmakers was the same. Execute their vision to the best of their ability. These tales allowed us to see the world through their eyes, and made us look at our own in a different light than we did before. Whether their vision was an old Hollywood tribute, a multiversal trip, a childhood remembrance, a COVID-acknowledged escape, or a cheery yet disturbing tale of hysteria, the filmmakers took us from our world to theirs in the spawning of a frame. Here are the nominees for Best Director.

BEST DIRECTOR 

• Damien Chazelle – Babylon
• Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert – Everything Everywhere All at Once
• Steven Spielberg – The Fabelmans
• Rian Johnson – Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
• Ti West – Pearl

And the Jack goes to…

Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert for “Everything Everywhere All at Once!”

The domination continues! “Everything Everywhere All at Once” acquires another win and The Daniels acquire their second of the ceremony! Good thing the Jacks does not give out trophies, they are gonna need a bigger shelf! The Daniels are not only crazy scribes, but diabolically twisted directors too! The strangeness of “Everything Everywhere All at Once” should come as no surprise to followers of these two, given their preceding effort on “Swiss Army Man.” And if you thought Daniel Radcliffe farting was weird, then how about their follow-up with Michelle Yeoh traveling across universes while trying to do her taxes? “Everything Everywhere All at Once” feels like a movie only these two could have done. Obviously the fact that they wrote it helps. The two utilized a stellar cast from Michelle Yeoh to Jamie Lee Curtis, giving them transformative roles that add to their already stacked resumes. As someone who has made productions like this, developed shorts, and worked at a news station, I understand the strength and fortitude it takes to make a piece of media. The ability to make a movie with this many things going on at such a quick pace is beyond my capacity of comprehension. “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is not only one of the best written films of the year, but the Daniels utilize their screenplay as best they can during the film’s actual production and dials their lovable trademarks up to an 11. Congratulations to the Daniels! “Everything Everywhere All at Once” has to win two more awards to set a Jack record! Let’s see if it can be done!

Our ninth Best Picture is a prequel to a film that came out only months before it did. While it may seem like a short time to separate an original and expansion from each other. Despite belonging in the same universe as its predecessor, in no way does it feel like the same story, nor does it emit the same vibe. There are similar themes and ideas, just executed differently. Speaking of similarities, Mia Goth returns to play a character who had a supporting role in the previous outing, as she unveils the life of a younger, more aspirational version of the character. Also returning is writer and director Ti West, who beautifully helms this chilling, thrilling, shivering character study. Featuring one of the best monologue scenes in the past few years of cinema, the film is a masterpiece based on its screenplay, direction, and character portrayals. Nominated for 7 Jack awards, this is “Pearl.”

The movies are a magical place. Once those actors show up on screen, their real life personalities disappear. In the case of the five men who are nominated for Best Actor tonight, they did not disappear physically, but they did so imaginatively, by transforming into someone else. One actor transformed into a happy go lucky man who wants to be everyone’s best friend. Another transformed into a veteran who wants to do what is best for his daughter. Another transformed into one of the world’s most famous singers. Another transformed into an eccentric, brilliant chef who wants to satisfy his customers. Another transformed into a father who wants to make up for lost time with what little moments he has left. Magic is in the air, and these five are some of this year’s finest illusionists. Here are the nominees for Best Actor.

BEST ACTOR 

• Colin Farrell – The Banshees of Inisherin
• John Boyega – Breaking
• Austin Butler – Elvis
• Ralph Fiennes – The Menu
• Branden Fraser – The Whale

And the Jack goes to…

Austin Butler for “Elvis!”

Over the years, lead actors and movies about music have gone together like bread and butter. During the initial Jack awards in 2019, back when it was called the Jackoffs, Rami Malek won for Best Actor based on his portrayal of Freddie Mercury in “Bohemian Rhapsody.” In 2021, Eva Noblezada took Best Actress for her portrayal of Rose, an aspiring singer in the movie “Yellow Rose,” in the 3rd edition of the show. Much like the latter, Butler carries this award based on his singing ability. He did most of the singing in “Elvis” himself. But much like Rami Malek, Butler transformed himself into one of the most talked about artists of their time, and only helped increase the relevancy of said artist today. Not just through lyrics, but through physical movements. Austin Butler is the man who became the king. He is easily the shining light of his film. Not just because of the character’s glitz and gloss, if I had to give my favorite aspect of the movie “Elvis,” Austin Butler would be it. The movie would not be the same without him. It does not matter how the rest of the movie is. If the character of Elvis Presley were miscast, it would have arguably have been the biggest misfire of the year. While I did not end up giving “Elvis” a positive review, I mentioned Austin Butler saves the movie in more ways than one. He puts on a show. Both as a performer, and the performer he portrays. Like it or not, “Elvis” is one of the most dynamic, quickly paced narratives of the year, and much of the credit should go to Austin Butler, who did everything in his power to transform into one of the most iconic artists of the 20th century. Congratulations to Austin Butler! Here is a clip of his performance.

Moving onto five more fine illusionists. This year, we saw many terrific performances from a multitude of actresses. But only five can reside amongst the year’s greatest. One actress transformed into one of the biggest stars of 1926. Another transformed into a stern but charismatic movie theater manager. Another transformed into a traveler of dimensions. Another transformed into someone who aspired to be legend of the screen. Another transformed into a controversial, but notable composer. These five women cast a spell on all of us, with dazzling, imaginative, out of this world results. Here are the nominees for Best Actress.

BEST ACTRESS

• Margot Robbie – Babylon
• Olivia Colman – Empire of Light
• Michelle Yeoh – Everything Everywhere All at Once
• Mia Goth – Pearl
• Cate Blanchett – Tár

And the Jack goes to…

Michelle Yeoh for “Everything Everywhere All at Once!”

The Queen of the Multiverse has entered the castle, and she has officially risen to the throne! Similar to what was said about the Daniels being the supposed sole individuals who could have told the story of “Everything Everywhere All at Once,” it is possible that Michelle Yeoh is the only woman on this planet who could have played Evelyn. As this movie suggests, there are multiple ways one could describe Evelyn, but Michelle Yeoh owns each definition like no one else can. When it comes to the complicated nature of Yeoh’s performance, describing how much she had on her plate would be like discussing the idea of the space time continuum. Her performance has the strength of some of the other nominees, but the difference between Yeoh and everybody else is that when the movie gets to a certain point, she is playing somebody else every other minute. And yet, it is the same character. Yeoh was arguably given the toughest role of any movie to have come out this year, and she handles it like a champion. She had to be a lot of things at once. A laundromat owner. A movie star. An opera singer. A hot dog-fingered romantic. A kung fu master. A chef. Let me just remind you, all due respect to Ralph Fiennes, who deserved his Best Actor nomination, he played a chef in “The Menu!” Was he a laundromat owner? Was he a movie star? No! And it would be one thing if Yeoh had to play all these roles at a time and did so to pleasing results. To call the results pleasing would be an understatement. To see the results, click the video below to see Michelle Yeoh’s performance in “Everything Everywhere All at Once.”

It is time for the second of the Lifetime Achievement Awards, the Stan Lee award. Similar to the Roger Deakins Award, we will be honoring someone who has had a major significance throughout the history of cinema. But for this Lifetime Achievement, we will be honoring someone who is no longer with us. This year’s recipient of the Roger Deakins Award has been a major influence on movies, most notably in the science fiction genre. Having worked on iconic titles through several decades, this individual’s touch shall not go unnoticed. Born on April 8, 1942, this man would go on to work in visual effects, with his first credit being “To the Moon and Beyond.” A 1964 project about the universe, which was shown at the New York World’s Fair. This recipient was not the first one of his family to work in visual effects. His father, Donald, a man whom he would work alongside during projects like “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” and “Star Trek: The Motion Picture,” was an uncredited special effects rigger on “The Wizard of Oz,” which released three years before the recipient’s birth. In addition to “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” and “Star Trek: The Motion Picture,” he would also work on the special effects for sci-fi staples like “2001: A Space Odyssey” and “Blade Runner.” His final VFX credit was for a 2018 movie starring Sam Elliott, and it is arguably the most epic sounding title of his career. The title, for those who want to know, is “The Man Who Killed Hitler and then Bigfoot.” He also served as an executive producer for the film. In addition to effects, he was also a director for films like “Brainstorm,” which is about the development of a system where people can jump into others’ minds. He also directed “Silent Running,” which is the story of an astronaut who is forced to destroy the last of earth’s plant life. For the latter, he was also responsible for handling special photographic effects. Not only did he handle various shorts and features, he also dove into the realm of theme parks, as he was the director of the video for “Back to the Future: The Ride,” which operated at Universal Studios Florida and Universal Studios Hollywood from the early 1990s until 2007. It also had a run at Universal Studios Japan from 2001 to 2016. I am happy to announce the winner for this year’s Stan Lee Award is the talented and influential Douglas Trumbull.

Douglas Trumbull, throughout his lifetime, has been responsible for the creation and expansion of several properties. His legacy lives on today as one of the greatest minds behind visual effects. And while some of his projects are in the science fiction genre, Douglas Trumbull has helped the genre feel as real as possible. May he rest in peace.

Our final Best Picture is a throwback to the middle of the 20th century. It is also a semi-autobiographical glance at the coming of age of one of the most iconic filmmakers in all of history. Starring Gabriel LaBelle as Sammy Fabelman, his love for the art of film knows no bounds. Through his growing up, he uses it to tell stories of his own and embrace life as he navigates through one situation after the next. This story shows what movies can do. They can show the best in us, they can hypnotize us. Sometimes, they can affect us so deeply, either for better or worse. Joined by Michelle Williams, Paul Dano, Seth Rogen, and Judd Hirsch, the film is not short on talent. Speaking of talent, at the helm for this project is Steven Spielberg. Safe to say, he has made his latest masterpiece. Nominated for 5 Jack Awards, this is “The Fabelmans.”

Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the final category. Best Picture. For those who do not know how Best Picture works, the ten films chosen for this year’s show are based on my top 10 BEST movies of 2022 countdown. Since that was posted, I have not seen a movie from the past year that surpassed those movies, so the list still stands. But I am not choosing Best Picture. Because people like you already did. I sent out a survey with the ten nominees and let people vote online for which movie they think should win. The tallies are in, and we have a winner. Ten movies have entered the arena. One movie leaves triumphant. While awards shows may not be gladiator fights, for those who are nominated, it is always an event to see which one is deemed the finest, the most cinematic of all. Here are the nominees for Best Picture.

BEST PICTURE

• The Banshees of Inisherin – Graham Broadbent, Peter Czernin, Martin McDonaugh
• Barbarian – Arnon Milchan, Roy Lee, Raphael Margules, J.D. Lifshitz
• Everything Everywhere All at Once – Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert, Jonathan Wang
• The Fabelmans – Kristie Macosko Krieger, Steven Spielberg, Tony Kushner
• Marcel the Shell with Shoes On – Elisabeth Holm, Andrew Goldman, Caroline Kaplan, Paul Mezey, Dean Fleischer Camp
• The Menu – Adam McKay, Betsy Koch, Will Ferrell
• Pearl – Jacob Jaffke, Ti West, Kevin Turen, Harrison Kreiss
• Puss in Boots: The Last Wish – Mark Swift
• Smile – Marty Bowen, Wyck Godfrey, Isaac Klausner, Robert Salerno
• Turning Red – Lindsey Collins

And just a reminder, if “Everything Everywhere All at Once” wins, it sets the record as the winningest film in the history of the Jack Awards.

Now, with that in mind, the Best Picture of 2022 is…

“Everything Everywhere All at Once!”

This is the 16th nomination and seventh win for “Everything Everywhere All at Once.” Its previous wins include Best Supporting Actor, Best Supporting Actress for Stephanie Hsu, Best Original Screenplay, Best Film Editing, Best Director, and Best Actress. The film was also nominated for Best Visual Effects, another Best Supporting Actress achievement for Jamie Lee Curtis, Best Sound Editing, Best Sound Mixing, Best Costume Design, Best Production Design, Best Makeup & Hairstyling, Best Cinematography, and Best Original Song. This is the first A24 production to win Best Picture.

EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, ALL AT ONCE, has led to this moment. This truly is the little movie that could. Between “Pearl,” “Marcel the Shell with Shoes On,” and this movie, A24 had one heck of a year, and now, they have been recognized as the favorite studio going into today’s show, and they still are as it concludes. This is the studio’s highest-grossing film yet, and it is easy to see why it continues to rack up the cash. They say original filmmaking is dead. I beg to differ. I will point out some of the things this movie has. Hot dog fingers… Rocks with googly eyes… Pinky finger kung fu… Giant, fearsome everything bagels… I have often been guilty of complaining that original cinema is not here. It has been awhile since we have had it, and it is never going to come again. I will admit, I say that sometimes, even if I am occasionally proven wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, if you want originality, look no further!

And within this vast, fresh conglomeration of ideas thrown at the wall, is an end result that sticks like glue. And this all would not have come to be if it were not for the brilliant, crazy minds of Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, who wrote, directed, and produced what can only be called the greatest multiverse-based story ever brought to the screen. Because in addition to all of the topsy turvy action and bold ideas, are familiar emotions executed to their full potential.

Evelyn is one of the most palatable and relatable protagonists of any movie released this year. While not many of us can say we went into a universe where we realized the version of us in that universe was a star, we all aspired to be something like that. Evelyn is the kind of person who will drift off from her own life, hoping for something different, but never finds a way to achieve that something. Michelle Yeoh, who I will remind you, was honored with a Jack today, plays Evelyn to a T. And joining her are Jack winners Ke Huy Quan, Stephanie Hsu, in addition to Jack nominee Jamie Lee Curtis. Everyone in “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is perfectly cast, whether it is another day at the office, or a comeback story.

The whole film feels like it was made by people who did not have a rulebook in front of them. They had blank pages and they scribbled their own guidelines. Again, yes, it is a one of a kind story brought to life in an unimaginable sense. But when you consider how much had to be done in terms of depth, universes, editing, in such a quick pace, this comes off as one of the most ambitious films on the smaller budget end. It is not tiny, but it is not a blockbuster either. The film was nominated for Best Visual Effects, let me remind you, the team behind the visual effects barely knew anything about the craft. And yet it has led to an endlessly eye-popping and jaw-dropping movie.

I am honored to present my favorite movie of the year with this award for the first time in this show’s history. Every other time, it has either been my #2, #3, or something lower. Not this year! “Everything Everywhere All at Once” is my favorite movie of 2022, it has been for the longest time and has never been topped. This is the seventh win of the show for “Everything Everywhere All at Once,” meaning that it is now the winningest picture in Jacks history. Congratulations Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert, and Jonathan Wang! Congratulations to the cast and crew! Congratulations to A24! “Everything Everywhere All at Once” has won best picture, and I can truly say that THIS is a life!

That is all for this year’s Jack Awards! I want to thank everyone who read this post from start to finish! I want to thank those who clicked on this by accident and found themselves going down a rabbit hole! I want to thank the individuals who scrolled down to the end to see which movie would win Best Picture! I want to thank everyone who voted in this year’s Best Picture contest! I can only hope to do this again next year! I always enjoy doing these shows, and yes, if another show happens next year, the Jack Awards name is sticking. It works! Congratulations to all the winners and nominees, and a massive thank you to everyone who made a movie last year. Your efforts to entertain, inform, and keep minds at ease shall not go unnoticed! If you want to see more from Scene Before, follow the blog with an email or WordPress account, and check out the Facebook page! Scene Before is your click to the flicks!