Coming to Scene Before…
*cue classical buildup music*
The event of a lifetime.
An amazing…
Ambitious…
Epic…
Dazzling…
Insane…
Awesome…
Fierce…
Lit…
Awe-inspiring…
Wicked…
…awards ceremony that is not quite noteworthy enough to be on TV.
*cue opening theme music to “Wipeout”*
Get ready for movies, nominations, wins, and LITTLE TO NO POLITICS.
The celebrities probably won’t be able to accept the award.
Even though Halle Barry accepted a Razzie in 2005.
You’ll probably complain that something didn’t win.
You may also complain that something didn’t get nominated.
But it’s not your show, it’s someone else’s.
The Movie Reviewing Moron is proud to deliver his latest creation… The most important movie review blog awards ceremony in history…
THE 1ST ANNUAL JACKOFF AWARDS!
Coming in 2019 to Scene Before, your click to the flicks!
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