“The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” is directed by Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic, and co-directed by Pierre Leduc, all of whom helmed 2023’s “The Super Mario Bros. Movie.” This film stars Chris Pratt (Guardians of the Galaxy, The LEGO Movie), Anya Taylor-Joy (Emma., The Northman), Charlie Day (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Fist Fight), Jack Black (Kung Fu Panda, A Minecraft Movie), Keegan-Michael Key (Toy Story 4, Key and Peele), Benny Safdie (Happy Gilmore 2, Uncut Gems), Donald Glover (Atlanta, Solo: A Star Wars Story), and Brie Larson (Captain Marvel, The Glass Castle). This film follows Mario as he ventures through space, facing new challenges and enemies along the way.

“The Super Mario Bros. Movie” is the very definition of “acceptable.” By no means am I ever going to watch the movie again, unless I one day have kids and we end up watching it together or something. This is a movie that, if I were to have children, I would not be mad at them for watching, but it is far from the greatest family film ever made. My biggest problem with “The Super Mario Brothers Movie” is that just about everything about it screams “cliche.” There is nothing in it that I felt like I have not seen in other movies over the years.

The banality of “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” frankly soured my expectations for what would be known as “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.” I hate to say this, as I love the “Mario” games. I grew up playing them as a child and I continue to enjoy them to this day. Of all the “Mario” games I played, the original “Super Mario Galaxy” just so happens to be my favorite due to its unique style, immersive gameplay, epic orchestral score, and clever worlds. I was definitely curious to see how Illumination would adapt my favorite game in the franchise, but I also tempered my expectations. The marketing was nowhere near perfect, but had its moments.

Now that the movie is here, I can very much say it reminded me of the last one.

In some ways, this can be seen as a positive because it means that the movie is on brand. If you liked “The Super Mario Bros. Movie,” then there is probably a decent chance you will enjoy “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.” Only thing, I barely enjoyed “The Super Mario Bros. Movie,” so it should not be a surprise that I happen to find my experience watching its sequel to be just as middle of the road.

The movie is not all bad. The biggest boast it carries happens to be the visuals. While I am not the biggest fan of Illumination, I cannot say their attention to detail when it comes to animation has ever let me down. Even if the content within said details happens to be incredibly brain-numbing. The film is colorful, polished, and for the most part, faithful to Nintendo’s games. If I were to watch this film with the sound off, it would be an “A.”

That said, I watched this film in IMAX, so the audio was not only on, but quite loud. That is another aspect that “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” often nails through faithful sound effects and score that do a great job at bringing some of the game’s greatest hits to cinema. Brian Tyler, much like the last film, does an excellent job composing the music.

But unlike a galaxy, the positives of “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” can only reach so far. This film has a problem some other video game-based films run into. The characters and story feel rather thin. I was not exactly fond of how the previous movie decided to have its characters follow the most basic story structure imaginable, but at least it had a story. To say that “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” does not have a story would be a lie. But to suggest it has a coherent story is also a stretch.

The movie is paced like a TikTok video. The film is designed to give as much information as possible in as little time imaginable. Do not get me wrong. I like a good, fast-paced flick. And like a lot of fast-paced flicks, the film packs in a couple decent action sequences. The first encounter between the Mario brothers and Bowser Jr. is quite entertaining, well choreographed, and has a rather cool use of slow motion. Though sometimes the film goes so fast that it is not always easy to digest the information that is in front of you.

At times, the movie is so focused on shoving as much as it can into its 98 minute runtime to the point where not all of it feels like it matters or comes off as substantial. “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” has some good ideas. But those good ideas did not receive the best execution.

Watching “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” is the equivalent of putting on Twitch and watching someone speedrun a “Mario” game. The only difference is that this cinematic experience does not come with a fun on-camera personality who feels like your pal from afar. The film is too fast and it almost made me furious.

Speaking of personalities, Chris Pratt is, unfortunately, back as the voice of Mario (right). I am still not accustomed to his voice. I honestly bought into his performance a bit more in his first go. Chris Pratt has proven to be a halfway decent voiceover artist through his performance in “The LEGO Movie.” Sadly, “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” does not live up to that. A lot of his lines feel flat and lifeless, especially compared to most of the other cast members. His presence feels nowhere near as animated as anyone else in the film. Charlie Day is often expressive and hyperactive as Luigi (left). Jack Black is over the top and loud as Bowser. Benny Safdie has such a psychopathic presence as Bowser Jr.. Brie Larson is incredibly inviting as Rosalina. Chris Pratt at times sounds like he is in a different movie than his castmates.

I have no idea how many of you are going to consider this a spoiler, but if you have missed out on the posters for this movie, then you might want to log off this post, as there is a potential detail afoot that could be described as a spoiler. You have been warned.

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Fox McCloud is in this movie.

Glen Powell voices the main character of the “Star Fox” franchise, and he does a pretty good job. I thought the idea of including him in a film where Mario goes to space makes sense. But he felt very minimal in the movie’s overall impact. Sure, he had a place in the story, but barely. He comes off more as an excuse to cater to a certain branch of gamers rather than to be of service to the story. In fact, I will not drop spoilers, but Fox is not the only non-Mario Nintendo character we see in this film. Does this mean we are getting a “Super Smash Bros.” movie anytime soon? Frankly, based on what they do with one or two of these characters, I am thinking the chances of getting that movie is highly unlikely. As a fan of those games, I am a bit disappointed. But as someone who thinks these past two “Mario” movies have been average, I think this might be for the best that way I do not end up underwhelmed with what a “Smash” movie could be.

Not to sound like a politician, but despite the movie’s faults, I felt at times it had “concepts of a plan.” In terms of characterization, the movie does not do the best job at developing the cast. If anything, I think of all the characters, Peach ends up going through the most change through her relationship with Mario and what we see through her backstory and how it plays into rest of the film. Also, I do like seeing Bowser reconnect with his son after some time apart. The two may be bad, but watching their relationship is quite good. Their connection also inspires my favorite conversation in the movie, which features the line, “Nothing’s more dangerous than a friend. When your armor’s down, they’ll stab you in the back.”

Some of you might defend “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” for not having the best story, possibly because not all the video games have much of a story. That is technically true. As much as I love “Mario Kart World,” I cannot say I am playing the game for the plot. I am playing the game to take down opponents with banana peels. The inspiration behind this movie, “Super Mario Galaxy,” may not have the deepest plot, but it introduces an interesting character in Rosalina while delivering mind-blowing gameplay. And that is the key word. GAMEplay. Keep in mind, this picture is called “The Super Mario Galaxy MOVIE.” The “Mario” games fall within a play-based medium. Even if the story is minimal, the game can still be fun as long as the gameplay works. When you are making a movie, the story becomes more important. But when you have a team that is more concerned about finding an excuse to randomly show off Toad in a penguin suit or build a security system with a presentation modeled after the art style of the “Super Mario Bros.” NES game, it gives me the impression that story is not a top priority. If anything it comes off as a commercial for the games. I am not saying a movie cannot also be a good commercial. Go watch “The LEGO Movie.” Sure, it is based on LEGO blocks, but the movie uses that concept and, no pun intended, builds a good story around it.

Also, if this movie were a commercial for the “Mario Galaxy” games specifically, it almost feels like false advertising, as we do not often see Mario in space. Not long after those stories begin, Mario ends up in space and stays there for the entire story. Sure, we see Mario venturing off into space at a certain point of the movie, but a surprising amount of Mario’s journey is spent closer to home, around the Mushroom Kingdom. I hate to be the guy who judges a book by its cover, but I would be fine if the crew called this film “The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2,” even if it is a bit of a mouthful. It probably would have lessened my complaint even by the tiniest amount.

But there is one positive note worth mentioning. This movie, like its predecessor, is more enjoyable than “Super Mario Brothers” from 1993. Yet if I were to go into the woods and film a Mario action figure jumping on mushrooms for a couple hours, that would also be more tolerable to watch than 1993’s “Super Mario Brothers.”

In the end, it is weird to say, but somehow prefer “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” over “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.” I mean, it is almost guaranteed that putting something in space sounds cool, but even so, this sequel feels like more of the same. More references. More cookie cutter backstories and characterization. More TikTok-like scenes. The movie looks pretty and if I were in charge of a Best Buy, chances are I would consider using “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” as a demo on a big screen TV because some of the scenes are simply that easy on the eyes. But I can guarantee you I have no plans to watch this movie again. The “Mario” games have replay value. The amount of times I turned on “Mario Kart World” in the past year has to be somewhere in the double digits at minimum. I cannot say I am going to have the same attachment to “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” down the road. There are elements that work. Bowser Jr. is kind of fun. Donald Glover was a fine pick to play Yoshi. And the music is quite good, regardless of whether or not it is based on something that I have heard before. Each tune plays its part well. That said, it is not enough to make this movie worth my time past the initial viewing. I am going to give “The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” a 5/10.

“The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” is now playing in theaters everywhere. Tickets are available now.

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