Bone Lake (2024): Small Cast, Short Runtime, Scareless Movie

“Bone Lake” is directed by Mercedes Bryce Morgan (Fixation, Five Points) and stars Maddie Hasson (Twisted, Malignant), Alex Roe (The 5th Wave, Hot Summer Nights), Andra Nechita (Inhumans, Matlock), and Marco Pigossi (High Tide, Gen V). This film centers around a couple whose vacation is interrupted when another couple shows up at the house where they happen to be staying, and eventually thwart them into a string of mind games and manipulation.

My exposure to “Bone Lake” before checking out the film last month in theaters was minimal. On top of reviews and posters, the little online marketing I happened to see, appeared to tap into the movie’s sensual nature. There is a saying that sex sells, and it seems to have sold me.
But good marketing does not automatically guarantee a solid flick, and a solid flick “Bone Lake” is not. Is this movie broken? No. In fact, it starts off quite well. It introduces a couple who arrive at their vacation rental, enjoy some intimate moments together, only to find out that they supposedly booked the house the same weekend as another couple. Okay, maybe the filmmaker really enjoyed “Barbarian,” which starts off in almost the same way. Although this film starts off with four characters getting into a conflict rather than two. I cannot blame them for taking inspiration from one of the decade’s best horror films.

Around the first 10, 20 minutes, I was onboard. It introduces both couples and puts them in a situation that neither of them want to be a part of, but they make do. Once the film gets into its first act of backstabbing, that’s where this Jenga tower starts to loosen, and eventually, topple. And it is sad, because backstabbing and a lack of trust seems to take center stage for a majority of the film’s runtime.
The film sometimes feels tonally inconsistent. Do not get me wrong, I can obviously claim that this is a horror flick, and I have a strong feeling most people would agree with me for that assessment. But the characters have this grounded nature to them, but they progressively evolve into personalities that can be found in a Saturday morning cartoon, either through their general tone, or their backstories.
I did not think I would be bringing up an old GEICO commercial during this review. That said, for those of you who remember the ad with the voiceover, “If you’re in a horror movie, you make poor decisions, it’s what you do,” I thought about that ad at least once or twice while watching this movie, because there are some choices the characters make that had me wondering about their IQ. Maybe it is unfair of me to say this because I am not a character in the film and rather someone observing them, but as this movie progressed, I could not help but wonder why the main couple would not simply try to leave at the first sign of trouble. When it comes to brainwashing, these two seem to be fairly easy targets. For those of you who watch the “Pitch Meeting” sketches on YouTube, you’ll understand… There are certain moments that take place throughout the story for what appears to be only one reason. That reason being, “so the movie can happen.”

There is a decent movie somewhere in “Bone Lake.” It has plenty of flaws, no doubt. It could be scarier. The characters could be written better. But I will admit that I liked some of the production design. The locations were not bad. Some of the camerawork is creative. And even though the movie does not progress fantastically, it does start off with a pinch of intrigue. The tone appears balanced at first, only for said balance to fizzle over time. I probably would have liked this movie more if it constructed its characters like they are human beings, rather than cartoons or puppets.
The film also builds up its main couple rather well. After all they are on vacation, they’re alone, so of course, they have sex. The film does a good job at establishing how Diego and Sage feel about their relationship from a sexual perspective. It shows the divide the two seem to have in that regard, and while there are some elements of the movie that topple, that is one that works with time. This is especially true when considering the tension and rivalry that tends to build between Diego and Sage and the other couple, Will and Cin.
There is a saying that a bad ending can ruin a good movie. In the case of “Bone Lake,” the opposite is true. This film, as explained, is not my favorite of the year. But what happens in the last scene is satisfying and also does a good job at fulfilling a certain part of the movie that was heavily built up. I wish I could explain it, but the film does end on a rather satisfying note that if I were to dive into it any further would mean I would have to drop enormous spoilers. This does not mean I am recommending the film, it just means the ending is clever despite the project’s other flaws.
This is a film that gets crazier and crazier as it goes along, but not exactly in a good way. If anything it kind of reminds me of “Argylle” where the story becomes more annoying with each reveal or twist. By the time the film enters the third act, a part of me wanted to tune out. Then again, part of me sees half of this film as a fun watch with drinks perhaps. I do not drink alcohol, but I can see this as a film where one can invite some friends, get schnockered, and let the fun begin. Whether this is a positive or a negative, I will let you be the judge. Despite this movie featuring two main couples and having a name that is a double entendre, I unfortunately cannot say this is the best date movie. Also, despite this movie trying to go for a tense, eerie rivalry between two couples, I unfortunately cannot say this is the best horror flick. This is not scary, not interesting. Honestly, it is rather forgettable. With a 94 minute runtime, the film is short, but it is certainly not sweet.

In the end, “Bone Lake” doesn’t satisfy. Are there building blocks for a good movie? Sure. But at best, this film feels middle of the road. It is a well-crafted and polished-looking film for what it is, but I wish I liked the characters and story a lot more. I was engaged in the beginning, but the film lost me around act two and kept me unplugged in act three. If you want to see a better horror movie involving a double-booking at a vacation rental, just go watch “Barbarian.” I am going to give “Bone Lake” a 4/10.
“Bone Lake” is now available to rent or buy on VOD.

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